Thank God for Boobs ! Without them, who would we pick on ? Think about everything in our daily lives......Oh, but wait ! Let's just pick up any daily newspaper and you will see what I mean.
Everything is bullshit. OK, well maybe not everything, but damn well close....Lamar Odom and his wonderful, wild weekend at the Bunny Ranch. His friendship with Dennis Hof and his desire to eat Kentucky Fried Chicken and Ribs all weekend. Hundreds of ladies at the Bunny Ranch, and this asshole is eating fried chicken ? And, it's said he wanted a transgender hooker. How stupid are people ? Oh wait ????? That would make him one of the Best Boobs. (If of course he is still around in a few days)
But what about the Boobs in today's N.Y. Post Newspaper who have managed to make the news ? Tickets are on sale now for the Dec 18th release of Star Wars. Who cares. ? A Teen Hacker has been on the top CIA boss's computer...That's right...a teen hacker.......NY Mayor has made a visit to Israel. Why ? What can he do ? Plus he is one of the biggest Boobs New York has.....
A few pages of Romney's job tips for Ryan. Bernie being Bizarre....How Trump would have stopped 9/11.....B'ghazi bulldog ripping Hillary......Turn a page and no more politics....Now we are on Wombs for Rent......Sharks chomping 2 in Hawaii, Celebrity wisdom from Frank Sinatra Jr....
Here is one of my favorites...The New York City Subway has admitted that the rat problem has gotten out of hand, and can barely be controlled in the subway system. Notice they cannot be eliminated, but now just barely able to be controlled...
The Boobs are beginning to get ugly, unruly, ridiculous, disrespectful , lying, cheating, stealing, hiding, and just downright untrustworthy.. It just seems to me that these Boobs are taking over the world......Whew ! For a minute I thought there might be a problem with that.
A Big Cheer for Boobs.........
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