Finally

 The time has finally come. I have been sitting on my ass long enough and not writing. Actually, I have moved cross country, abandoned 12 years of relaxing , non thinking, non aggressive everything to trade in the ocean for the mountains.  OK.....that being said I can get right to the point.
    

On one of my first days here in my new home what do I get ?????  Right. Right. And Right again.  A fucking bill from Comcast for this month.  Normally that would not be a problem, but I am not there. I don't have a Comcast account anymore. I don't have nor want anything to do with Comcast, however , they certainly don't want to get rid of me.
   

I called Comcast, or should I say tried to call Comcast ?  Who can ever manage to speak to someone live without being on hold for a half a day, or getting disconnected a couple of times ?  This is certainly the truth as anyone who has ever called Comcast will gladly attest too.  Ha, Ha....who hasn't called them from time to time ?

Finally (the same day), I managed to speak to a real live person ?????  I only asked one question.  "Sir", I politely said........If I returned all my Comcast equipment two weeks ago , cancelled service, and am looking at the receipt where this was done......Why the hell am I still getting bills from Comcast for a future period ? The phone line went silent as I imagined the rep looking thru his notes to figure out how to answer that ??????    Comcast ???????   I love you.......You make conversation for us almost on a daily basis because of your shit service and trained idiots called customer support agents....So thank you for that Mr. Comcast.