Give....Give....Give....

I don't know about you, but when I go to the local supermarket I have one thing on my mind and one thing only.  I want to buy what I need and get the fuck out of there as quickly as possible.   I don't want to detour around those fat old women that seem to be bullshitting to each other in the middle of an aisle.  I don't want to listen to some screaming kid sitting in those ridiculous carts and demanding his or her mother buy the crap they want.

     

I want my shopping experience to be over almost before it begins.  I have seen my share of shoppers mutilating and rummaging thru the produce department. I have seen my share of the egg Nazi's that insist on examining each and every egg in the carton. I have seen my share of the animals touching the bakery goods with their dirty hands.  In other words, I basically hate most of the people shopping in supermarkets.  (Naturally none of our CRaPUSA readers would ever be guiltily of any of the above.)
      

I also really hate the many charities these stores all support.  Wait !!!!!!! I take that back.  The stores don't support them, but merely ask their customers to support them while checking out their groceries.   It's bad enough shopping, so why add this miserable final touch to our shopping experience ?  I live alone and don't do any major shopping.  I'll go to my local Publix every couple of days on the way home from the gym to get what I need.  I am always amazed at the nice ladies checking me out asking if I would like to donate to some charity that I never heard of....I also hate saying no, but also like to pick and choose where and to whom I contribute to.
      

I am also pretty sure they are not so comfortable doing the asking.  But there must be a better way.
   

Strippers don't ask for money, but there is plenty of that we are willing to part with. I really think that I am on to something here ?  Maybe it's time these supermarkets did some serious research on collections and made this a little more interesting.
   

CRaPUSA

I would much rather donate some money to some cause that I knew something about, or didn't feel guilty saying no. Today there are banks in supermarkets, post office branches in supermarkets, pharmacies in supermarkets, etc......Maybe, just maybe, it's time for a strip club in a supermarket........Might not be such a bad idea ?????