Sunday, September 28, 2014

Who Really Gives a Shit ?


I don't really care one little bit.  I also cannot understand how for days
there has been front page stories of this wedding and everything connected with it from  location to all the biggie stars that attended. Kinda makes all the shit going on worldwide seem unimportant.

But alas, and Congrats George. And by that I mean: condolences.  Condolences for the end of your single life. But condolences to all of us, too, all of us who wish we were you. Because of you, bachelorhood is deader than your ice-hockey scene with Mr. Freeze in "Batman & Robin".
 Lets face it George. You dated and probably slept with every cocktail waitress, model and lady WWE wrestler from here to Zanzibar. You st in the front row of all the fashion shows looking as pleased as a dog at the butcher shop. When you paused on the sidewalk, women lined up not to ask for your autograph, but to give you their phone numbers.  You managed to escape getting tied down until now.  Well George, take a good look in the mirror. You have thrown it all away...Your days of hanging around Vegas with Pitt, Julia, Matt, and the rest are gone. You are gone. All that remains are the newspapers who are milking this for all its worth.
    
But Wait !!!
But not to worry George !!!!!! Kim Kardashian is about to overshadow you.  Just seen in Hollywood Life is Kim and her darling son North West in matching see-through  laced jumpsuit.  The only difference was Kim's cleavage.  WTF is this world coming too???

     

Why can't we just keep it simple with nice stories and pictures of some of our favorites like Natalie Portman and Cameron Diaz ?  Or maybe it's just me and looking at front page stories in newspapers is the wrong thing to do ?  

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