I can't look.....I can't bare it.....I don't believe it......I just want to scream......I hate watching commercials...Wait...Let me rephrase that... I hate watching MOST commercials. And why do I hate watching most commercials ? Of course you do. It's because they are so fucking stupid and their creators think they are smarter than each and every one of us.
There are those "Free" commercials, where almost everything is free or costs next to nothing. You will get something that you will never use and if you buy two of them all you need to do is pay for a second shipping and handling. That bit kills me more than anything else in a commercial...I don't want to pay a separate shipping and handling charge...Please, Please,Please......Just put the fucking labels in the same package and don't charge me. Your shipping and handling cost , which usually cost more than the fucking product.
Don't put your dumb fucking "As Seen On TV" shit on your product. Who really gives a shit ? Who is going to phone me and let me know that "My Pillow" (or any other dumb product) is seen on TV....What's Next......"As seen in the movies" ? "As seen on the train" ? , "As seen in the grocery store" ? , "As seen on the side of the bus" ?. OK, you get it. Oh, but wait...What about those products that are the official sponsor of the NFL, or the official sponsor of each and every sporting event in the world ? I want an official sponsor of each and every hooker I know. Whatever the product is, I will buy it.
I just want to see the official sponsors of anything connected with "Weed". I'll wait, as I am sure you will.
I have even found a candidate for the official spokesperson for products related with weed. I certainly hope that you approve of her.
Here he is again. Your friend and mine "The My Pillow" inventor. I am so tired of that ad and that guys ugly face who seems to be always fucking his pillow.
Maybe it's just white people. Maybe we think the whole world is full of idiots and we can sell anything to anyone. I sometimes feel like this is the way it is. Oh wait. Who am I kidding ? Surely it's true in America, because our commercials completely suck when compared to those in other countries.
Have you looked up at every major billboard in your City ? Have you looked at the side of almost every bus ? All one has to do is open their eyes and I guarantee you will see a commercial for Anchorman 2...This is a perfect time to rest my case and end this crazy crap.
#crapusa
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