Thursday, April 3, 2014

I Hate Bullshit



 How I hate Bullshit.  How Bullshit is all around us.  You might look at the picture above and say to yourself, "How nice to see the president of Quicken walking on the stage to make a Quicken commercial, looking at the audience". You just might say that and think nothing of it ?  However, if you have a warped mind like I do, you might just see what I see ?   http://ispot.tv/a/7b_E     Simply click on the link to the left and watch the short video..........After you do, please continue reading.
     
So now that I have your attention I point out the obvious.  Why the fuck is the audience applauding when he enters the stage and speaks and when he leaves ?  It's nothing more than a commercial with a bunch of dummies sitting there and yelling and clapping their dumb hands.  What the hell is wrong with this world ?  Why do these big companies think that each and everyone of us is stupid, and will think this is a wonderful thing that demands huge applause ?  Find a cure for cancer stupid, and I will jump up and applaud louder than anyone else.
          
Burnt Out Star by CRaPUSA Embroidered Hat
Burnt Out Star by CRaPUSA Embroidered Hat by CRaPUSA

I have been attempting to sell some fun products on this site for a while now. Unfortunately, because of the cost and realization that only porn sells, I have not been very successful.  However, I recently came up with a fun T Shirt that I had  seen around and thought it would be fun to sell a few.  I used the familiar CRaP logo, and a few words that I think are as generic as apple pie. I purchased a few myself to give out as gifts. What a surprise to get an email from Zazzle (who makes all this crap) telling me they have removed it because it is infringing on some other merchandise.  What kind of bullshit is that ?  How can you get more generic than Life is Crap ?  Next thing I will get banned for saying "Good Morning ".
 I certainly hope this will not cause a revolution by every female over the age of 30. I  am sorry for that.   Right ?



Now this is complete bullshit. What a great marketing act. How marvelous to be able to get the second one free , but only pay for shipping and handling.  That gets me more than anything.
   

At least show me some decent ads. I don't want to see some jerk yelling and screaming and telling me how I must have the product and that its only available on TV.    Right.......Til of course you go into Bed Bath and Beyond and any other such store that carries the same items without that ridiculous shipping and handling fee.

                                        I Hate Bullshit.......but not CRaPUSA






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