Here it is, already Jan 5th. and I am sure if you are like me, you have broken almost all your New Year's Resolutions. What a bunch of nonsense. I have spent all of 2013 doing lots of stuff I shouldn't have been doing, and then think in my mind that I can simply swear off each and every one of them at one time. That won't happen in a million years.
Why do we kid ourselves ? Why do we remotely even think we can accomplish such a task ? We all know that it is just never going to happen. Besides, why would we want to change or give up the things we actually love doing, eating, or thinking ?
Santa is sitting on his fat ass and relaxing with most of next year off. I would like to know if he is eligible for unemployment insurance ? I also would love to know if he has already signed up for Obama Care ? I would also urge him to use some sun protection on his pale body.
All the newscasters , business people, friends and family will be wishing all of us a Happy New Year now for the next couple of weeks. Fuck It. I am done with that shit in 2 days. And that is giving it the benefit of the doubt. However, if some asshole will continually wish me a Happy New Year, I guess I have no choice but to respond.
Some people I know are also still partying and refusing to end New Years. They seem to be doing whatever it takes to keep the ball rolling. Guaranteed they have no intentions of making or breaking any New Years Resolutions.
Miley is busy dreaming up stuff to outdo everything she did in 13. I am sure her resolutions are long and tedious. It doesn't matter, nor does she give a shit.....Good for you Miley.
And there is also my GF who is busy looking for a new car ? Or looking for something else ? She always seems to be busy looking for something. She is pretty damn smart however ? She elected not to make any promises that she knows she will break...Now that is pure professionalism. Oh, now you know what she does ?
So for CRaPUSA and especially from me, I want to wish everyone a very Happy New Year (what a dick I am) and to get ready to make some new resolutions. Now we can all join the Dick club.
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