OK, I got it. I will check the box and agree to all your fucking terms and conditions. I will do whatever you want, but please, let me order that $4.00 IPhone case or get into that porn site. Surely we all click on that "Agree", "Accept", or whatever "your terms and conditions" might be.
Yes we all know it is a "User Agreement", or "User Contract", or whatever fancy name you might want to give it. We are also smart enough to realize that we cannot download or get in any way, shape, or form, whatever it is we are getting......................Unless of course we click on or accept your fucking terms. How many of us ever really read (or for that matter) or look at these terms ? You are so right ? Probably none of us. After all, have you ever looked at those 27 pages of terms and conditions that are written by high priced lawyers and are in such small fonts sizes anyway that you can't make anything out ? But what is the fucking difference ???????? We are all going to accept their terms , no matter what they are.
This reality is simple....You are screwed. Yup, completely, totally screwed. But what's the difference ? You go to any doctor and the first thing they do is make you sign a waiver that protects them from anything and everything. We sign these stupid things all the time.
Crap.....You can't even get on a porn site without agreeing to your age and usually clicking on some sort of a disclaimer link.
Try picking up some prostitute on the street ? (you.....not me) Right away she is going to question you and make sure that you are not a member of law enforcement. I wouldn't be surprised if they had ipad's where a disclaimer was printed that had to be signed by you prior to your chance meeting ?
Try to download anything online and be prepared to agree before you get permission to do so.
Well, maybe not everything.
Click here to go home.
or
Buy a Crappy Cap
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