I have to tell you that breakfast is my favorite meal, as I am sure it is to lots of you. Breakfast is simple to prepare at home, and even simpler to order out...I am not a big eater, especially since I have been on this great diet for the past several months. I have managed to lose almost 25 pounds already, so that can be one of the reasons.
Food is just food for me these days..My diet (for breakfast) consist of a glass of tomato juice, a couple of eggs made almost anyway I want, a couple of pieces of bacon, and all the coffee I so desire. Did I mention any type of omelet is allowed as well ? I am really happy with this and it keeps me going almost all day. I don't even miss that wonderful toasted everything bagel with tons of cream cheese piled on it that I used to have.
I usually have this breakfast at home, read the paper, clean up the house and then head out to the gym.. I fairly boring morning, but somehow it works for me. To break up the boredom, I sometimes don't eat breakfast and go right to the gym...Then I go to one of the local coffee joints, breakfast place, crappy restaurant, or whatever you want to call it. I usually just seem to say that it is my local greasy spoon.
It's a really good place and the food is always consistent and prepared perfectly. They have a nice size counter and if I am alone I opt to sit there. Well, yesterday , while indulging in a wonderful Western Omelet, I happen to have glanced to my left as I heard this funny chopping sound..There was this fairly fat guy sitting there and completely mutilating his eggs and potatoes. He was chopping, banging, and cutting away at these poor little defenseless eggs..It was a complete massacre and I couldn't take my eyes off him. (actually I was looking through the corner of my eyes). Then I looked down the other end of the counter and it seemed like his big sister was there doing the same thing.
I am not sure what I am thinking now, or what I was thinking then, but I did realize something. Some people are fucking animals.
At least if they are going to be animals, and kill their food, and then mutilate it....................Please, I say please.........Make sure they look like these lovely ladies above........Think about this the next time you see some fucking animal eating next to you at a restaurant....
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