"Famous"........my ass

 I am so glad that I am not famous. I often wonder what kind of an asshole I would have been, if in fact I was some famous Hollywood Celeb.????? Guess I will never know, BUT......what about some of those jerks we read about on a daily basis ?

Take Lady Gaga, who is currently embroiled in a bitter lawsuit with her former aide Jenifer O'Neill. Gaga (in court papers) declared that she was the "queen of the universe,everyday", and that O'Neill did not want to be her "slave".  Are you fucking kidding me ? O'Neill is suing the Queen for about 400K in unpaid overtime plus damages.  She claims she was "required" to sleep in Gaga's bed because sh didn't sleep alone, and was expected to be working and available 24/7.  Maybe I should demand that on my next relationship ???? Yeah....that will work great.

Of course there is the other side of the coin. Claire Danes (of Homeland fame) and her assistant back in the day. While Danes was studying at Yale, her assistant lived in her 5million dollar loft in SoHo rent-free and was paid 2K per week plus expenses.  Not a bad gig. Oh, but it wasn't that easy. This assistant had to drop off Danes at college and make up her bed in the dorm...

Oh, but there are some really wacky ones....Take Naomi Campbell......Actually, take her assistant Rebecca White, who was forced to arrive at a hotel ahead of VIP Naomi Campbell and follow the drill......Call housekeeping to unpack, steam and press the clothes. Check.Take out the contents of the minibar. Check. Put 25 lily-scented candles around the suite in the specific spots. Check.

    
      
        There are other strange things, but you probably would not fucking believe me.

Lindsey Lohan ?  What can anyone say about her that hasn't already been said ?  She is simply a wacko and nothing will ever change that . I have to admit that I would like to be her assistant for a couple of days, if nothing else than for comic relief.

     
   
       Thank God for the New York Post, who manages to do lots of research and studies on some of the above.  While some news media actually does report the news, the Post does report on the really good stuff.

Of course there is one star who managed to go unnamed that woke  his assistant in the middle of the night to advise them of the toilet paper being almost empty.   I am sure it was too much for them to have called housekeeping themselves....Oh well, I am sure that is where the expression "Full of Shit" comes from.

    
  But then again, if you really look at the news and read about Rihanna standing by bashing beau Chris in LA court ??? Rihanna...you are a disgrace to all women.
      And what about the Iron being taken out of Monopoly and replaced by a cat ?

    Of all the important things going on worldwide, and everything happening on Facebook, Twitter, and all other social media...........................RIP Mr Iron.



        
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