Lazy Shit

I am sorry. I have been a lazy shit. I have been letting myself down. I have been off my game lately. In fact what bothers me the most is my ego and the fact that my loyal readers have deserted me. ( Hopefully only until I get back in the game ).   I have gone from an average of about 1,000 readers per day to only a couple of hundred.

     No, I don't want an award, but would really like to thank those few , loyal, remaining readers.  I certainly understand the others taking a break. I would do the same if there was no new crap to read about or laugh about.....  My ego is shattered........My mind is shattered.......My originality is shattered.

      So tonight I am going out to make a complete ass of myself.  Find some women, some alcohol, some good conversation, some good food...............And hopefully during this masterful thought out plan be able to find something to completely piss me off, get me excited, drive me nuts, and straighten my ass out into getting back in the grove.

     I guess you will be the judge of that shortly.............And as a famous American once said..........."This is some good shit I am smoking."