Heat Wave....or.......New Wave

Have you seen female movie stars on TV or in the news or live recently ????  Have you seen the way they wave at their fans ?  Have you really taken the time to check this out ????  What the fuck is wrong with this country today ???

     All I see is this slight wrist motion that is called a wave.  What gives with that shit ?  A wave used to be a wave.  That's right........guys and girls would wave like they meant it.  Today they make this little circular wrist motion that looks like some retarded signal.......Where are their balls. ????? Where is the real wave ?????  You are probably thinking that I have lost my marbles writing about this crap..... I am really not....Trust me... The next time some female star of any kind comes on Conan, Letterman, Leno, or any of the other stupid talk shows................................look closely when these females come out.......I guarantee that you will laugh your ass off watching that phony wave you will surely see.

     Unless, of course, they all have broken wrists...in that case I am truly sorry if I offended anyone.  I guess this is just a wave of the future......