Well, I made it through the day without friggen killing a couple of drivers. I currently live in Florida where probably half of the drivers are over 100 years of age, have gray hair, are legally blind, and can barely see over the steering wheel. So you can see we are off to a pretty good start.
Most of these jerks additionally have no idea where they are going, or have no idea how to get there. They don't have a clue that car's are now equipped with directional signals and they never bother to look when changing lanes. Actually, they do look, but only forward as they cannot do more than one thing at a time. They think a double yellow line is simply a guide line for lining up the left and right tire of their car.
Most of these older people like to drive only in the far left (or passing ) lane at 20 MPH. My thinking is a little different. I am convinced they think it is the pissing lane and not the passing lane, and are there strictly for their own protection. If you do happen to be behind one of these people you are just plain screwed. They can't hear the horn should you decide to honk, nor can they see your lights should you decide to flash them. Bottom line is............well let's be nice as they can be your parents, or perhaps us in a few years.
I know I am picking on some of the older people now, but that is really not entirely true. The fact is there is no age restriction on asshole drivers. I personally want to kill the drivers that are talking on a cell (without bluetooth) or what is worse......texting while driving. That really gets me nuts. At least let them wait til they are stopped at a light. It is just plain dangerous and I blame the states that do not have a law banning this. It is ridiculous not to outlaw texting while driving.
Of course there is the drinking while driving. We have all been guilty of that at some point. That is also a No No........Texting, Speaking on the phone, not paying attention, are bad, but having some sort of sex while driving is also a problem. Actually, not for the driver, but for the jealous people that may see you doing it.
We have all been guilty of some or all of the above. We have all passed a red light, made an illegal turn, been speeding. We have all pissed off the driver behind us at one point or another. But isn't it funny that when we are the one's behind the driver doing any of the above............we just want to fucking kill that person ??????? I guess that is called Life.
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