“I’m Not Sorry for Anything I Said” ....Award Shows Suck

Ricky Gervais: “I’m Not Sorry for Anything I Said” - OK! Magazine - The First for Celebrity News  
     ( Click on this link to watch some very funny award video's by Ricky Gervais)
Finally, A breath of fresh air for those stupid TV award shows.  I don't know about you, but I detest all these stupid friggen award shows.  They are all (for the most part) stupid, no fun to watch, not very real and I personally only want to see Hollywood actors on the big screen. Not on an award show. Not on some soapbox picking or praising the president. Not on some commercial telling me what I should or should not buy. Not on a perfume bottle .  Not on any late night TV show with them sitting on their ass trying to plug a new TV show or movie he or she might be in.  In fact, if I had my way they would be held captive in some remote place until their next TV or Movie starts shooting.  So............do you now know my true feelings on this ?????????  Now let me return to the Award Shows.

      There are tons of award shows and one is worse than the other.  For example the Golden Globes, The Peoples Choice, The Producers Guild, The Academy Awards, The SAG Awards, Grammy Awards, BAFTA Awards, Razzie Awards, Emmys, Guild Awards, Critic Awards, Tony's, and I am only getting started.
      I want to have my own award show............Called Crap Awards...........OMG how appropriate ?????
I can just see me on stage giving out awards to the best of the best.  Of course each person would have only 15 seconds to say Thank You............Naturally, the first person to thank their manager, writer, director, agent, fellow actors, their dead parents, their baby sitter, their third grade teacher for believing in them, telling their daughter dope face that she should go to bed now, talking about starving kids in Bozitvaniaville, praising Al Gore for his Global Warming, or thanking some other asshole for having the vision to give them a chance and realize their potential..............ahhh......I want to fucken scream.......Shut the Fuck Up and simply say...."Thank You very much for this award".........smile and get the hell off the stage....................The show would then only be about one hour and maybe more than 8 people will watch it.

    
But getting back to my original comment about award shows. I think Ricky Gervais was wonderful. Actually, I only TIVO these shows and like to watch the parts where someone like Ricky simply tears apart certain members of the audience.  That is the only thing that is real.  I certainly do not give a shit who wins what.  I have a mind of my own and will only watch what I think I will like.  Why would I, or anyone else ever pay attention to anything, anyone has to say about a movie or show ??????
      My brother and I have this thing whenever we see a movie or show.  We tell the other person, and If he or I have seen it, we simply compare..................Now, during this last 5 years, I don't think there were more than 2 movies my brother and I have agreed upon. If he likes it, I hate it, or vice versa.   Our average is slightly better on TV shows.  It certainly goes to show you something.
     So...............To all you winners and losers of each and every award show in the good old USA, I have this to say to each and every one of you....................I don't give a shit.........Just make movies, or shows that I enjoy and want to see.    That is it......very simple..........