Hello 2011..........Forget this crap from last year

     This was one of the most shocking stories of last year. Little 2 year old Ardi Rizal of Indonesia and his two pack a day smoking habit as you can see in this video.  Great parents giving him the things all two year old kids get or need.........   This is just one of the many wonderful and strange stories of last year.  Wow, that seems so distant already.   But thanks again NY Post for bringing some of these to my attention. Your reporting on so many useless bits of information should be praised.
     In  Mexico City, a newborn came crying to life......at her funeral.  The girl had been born prematurely and doctors declared her dead.  The parents heard a noise from the casket and found the girl alive and well........Holy Shit..........Will her parents celebrate her birth or death date ????
     Here  is a good one. Two bumbling gunmen failed in their bid to steal an ATM from a Chicago business because they were too weak to move the machine.The armed men bound the staff with duct tape, but left empty-handed because the 250 pound device was too heavy. If only they had help from a sumo wrestler who walked into a store in Moscow a few months later and picked up a 200 pound ATM machine and walked out with it on his shoulders. The jackass got caught, because a sumo wrestler is easy to spot in Moscow.  How many are there ????

    
   What about Facebook????? Last year, the Israeli army had to call off a West Bank anti-terror raid because a soldier posted its date, time, and location on his home page.  Smart ???

         Let us not forget about Twitter....Watch what you Tweet.  The Library of Congress announced it's keeping a digital archive of every public tweet ever sent by everyone.
       Body Scanners at airports were the talk of the town and got so weird that even the screeners were losing their minds.  One Humiliated agent, screener, whose small penis was revealed to all his colleagues at the Miami International Airport when he did a test run through a full body X-ray machine, allegedly beat one of his co-workers with a nightstick after taking endless abuse.  Rolando Negrin said he just "couldn't take the jokes anymore".   I simply say, "No Big Deal"
     But, if you really want to know about all the crap of 2010.................simply check out some of the archives right here.