Body Scanners at Airports

I am getting in the mood. I have been too nice and too quiet for too long.  I really miss bitching and complaining about the fucken idiots in this world that insist on making an issue out of everything. (excluding me, of course). Why are there so many jerks in this country making an issue over body scanners at the airport?  Personally, I don't care what their excuse is. As a matter of fact, I sort of like being patted down, and keep waiting for that great looking TSA female agent to do that to (or for)me.  Have not had any luck up to know, although recently I did have a 290 pound guy pat me down. But I would rather go thru a scanner and give someone in the back room a good laugh looking at my bodily parts.  C'mon people, give these workers a break.  Oh yeah.........I am getting worked up, so until later....................