Yesterday I decided to treat myself to a wonderful manicure and pedicure at my favorite place. (Actually , it's not a treat, because I have a regular schedule there. Boy, am I a girl ???) OK, so there I was nice and relaxed with my little feeties soaking in the warm water, nice music in the background, drinking a nice ice cold bottle of water............when this jerk opposite me (in the picture) makes a phone call and continues to blab on her cell for at least 20 minutes. That is not a bad thing, except for the fact she was screaming and not talking. I made nice gestures to her which resulted in nothing. I then raised my voice a little and mentioned how rude she was . There were several other woman around who simply smiled and shook their head in agreement with me. I did this for a while and then gave her my famous stare that would scare anyone. Well, it did not scare her. Nothing worked and she just did not give a shit about anything. She was some stupid real estate sales person trying to make a sale, and I now know all about her, her husband, and the miserable life she leads. I was almost ready to admit defeat when..............................................................................
My daughter calls me on my cell phone. Oh, I could not wait to answer this call. I quietly said hello to M, and then screamed in a very uncharming voice that some fucking loud mouth inconsiderate bitch has been screaming on her phone for the last half hour, and that I was ready to take her phone and shove it up her ass...... Whew.......... I then proceeded to tell my daughter in a low, inside, normal voice that I was sorry for screaming and that I would call her back after my pedicure.......Guess What ????
The phone bitch finally hung up, got quiet, looked the other way, and realized that she was approaching a very slow and painful death if she did not do that. Everyone around me finally smiled and sort of got relaxed, I was able to hear the music, and I once again was able to relax and enjoy my pedicure. So .....To you inconsiderate lady in the picture...............I only have 2 words for you.........Yes, you know what they are......
The real question is, What would you have done if this bitch was across from you while you were trying to relax while getting a nice spa pedicure?????
CRaPUSA / Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronx Boy" Why CRaPUSA ? This has been my platform for many years, writing about just fun and offbeat everything. I had a blast, until I got bored a year or so ago. Well, with the political climate, Covid, and general conditions world wide, I thought it was time to get back to my roots. I was born and raised in the Bronx, NY. Therefore, I am a Bronx Boy, which in my mind gives me the right to rant whenever I desire. So, hold on.
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