What Me Worry ????? What Me Complain ???????

 I have been told from time to time that I complain too much and pick on much too much and really seem to hate lots of things.  This is from good friends of mine.  Actually it is from people that I don't know so well also.   Well, it has also been mentioned to me from time to time from a receptionist at a doctors office, or someone I recently met who is stupid enough to read CRaP ????  OK, so I realize that on these few, very rare occasions, from time to time I actually do pick on a few things.  So what if they are either front page newspaper stories or lead stories, or just a little article on page 5 or 6 of a local paper.

Anyway ?????? Does anyone really read a newspaper anymore ?????  I don't really think so...... I do strictly for comic relief and for something to do while eating breakfast, usually after my morning trip to the gym.
     So I will admit to blasting and talking Crap about some things that do piss me off, as well as admitting to reading a daily trash paper. (New York Post).  Can't read the NY Times because I would get Liberalamites disease and really be pissed off daily.  I could watch FOX in the am and get conservativeamites disease and also be pissed off daily.  I guess I will just go on my merry way and make up my own mind.    But Picking on Everything, and being angry ????????????  No, No, No.....
      I will prove it to you right now.........Wish Walter Winchell was here to give us a " Good Evening Mr. and Mrs. America and All the Ships at Sea ".....  This is for you Walter.

     

       Page 7 NYP......Mean girl punches Lindsay.   Oh how horrible.  Another skank waitress got pissed at Lindsay Lohan and punched her during her 24th birthday celebration..... See the link below for the full story that is so not worth reading.  For once you were innocent Lindsay......................

     Page 1  Headline.....Wormy Apple........IPhone maker admits to signal bars being bogus and promises a quick fix.???? Sure, it's only been going on since Jan 2007.  Once again large companies just fucken with us and doing what they want........but don't worry all you IPhone freaks, I'm sure there will be an app out in a week to simulate 5 bars...

         Also page 1 and page 5......New tax in NY for cigarettes.   Yup $14.50 a pack by Penn Station, $14.00 on 5th ave near 46th st. But for you idiots that insist on smoking and getting lung cancer there is a Kiosk at 33 rd and 7th where they are only $12.50 per pack.  Wow a real bargain for those horrible smokers.  
     Oh yes on page 3...Paris Hilton was detained in Johannesburg for possession of some pot after the world cup.....Good for you Paris, but don't get caught you nitwit.
     Page 3  an attack on one of the Harry Potter stars because she had a boyfriend.
     Page 7  India Gal a Slave worker....You got it....An Indian government official  forced a young girl now 21 to giving him and his wife daily massages, do the cooking, cleaning, laundry, errands and chores   blah, blah,blah  for about $108 per month.  They brought her in from India a few years ago. Oh yes, she also slept on the floor........How terrible.  Where can I get one of them ?
     Page 7.   Abercrombie & Fitch was forced to close two Manhattan stores because of a bed bug infestation.. I thought bed bugs came from beds ?????
     I couldn't find anything about the oil spill or international events, but that is why it's a local paper.  BTW, there was about 20 great pages in the sport section devoted to the Yankees, Mets, Knicks, and Net's.....So it can't be that bad.
        I might have over exaggerated this newspaper a little, but the reality is they are much worse than me.......................................................and they have a few more followers..............that really sucks........
      And for the record, I really don't get pissed at everything and I am certainly  not prejudiced. I simply hate everyone equally............LOL all and Happy Birthday America.











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