I can't take it anymore. I can't stand these stupid, retarded, ridiculous, insane, insulting commercials and infomercials that are an insult to my intelligence..... Well, maybe that is going a little overboard regarding my level of intelligence, but they do bother me.
Aside from the most ridiculous products being offered, everything about the commercials are dumb.. I am really exaggerating somewhat, because I will never watch anything live on TV, but choose to DVR it even if I want to see it right then. That is because I don't want to subject myself to these stupid friggen commercials. The problem is that sometimes they are so dumb, that I choose to stop the FF and watch them just for a good laugh. It would take me 4 days to list the stupid products being sold, as I really did some research in looking them up on line. Some are worse than others, but Billy May was the man who probably made all of that work. Google him and you will laugh at some of the products.
This EZ egg cracker is one of them. What a terrific product. How did my mother ever make it through life without one of these???? How can I possibly make an omelet without using this ?
Ahhhhhhhhh, I am going to scream. But don't worry.......You can order yours for the low price of $9.99 per month for only three months......But wait, if you order within the next 15 minutes you will receive another one absolutely free.. You only pay for shipping and handling for both egg crackers. ( Of course the $14.99 S & H for each is in the smallest of small print ). Another thing I never understood is why they ship these separately ???? Why not just put it in the same box ???? OK, your as smart as me and realize that is how they make their money aside from making these shit products in some remote country for a cost of probably $1.00 each........God Bless the American Way.
I really have only one question. Do you know anyone that has been stupid enough to ever buy one of these products offered on TV ? Surely, somewhere out there, one person has bought the egg cracker and the other million products that seem to be televised nightly and especially on the weekend when I am at the gym looking at the TV......
I really have only one question. Do you know anyone that has been stupid enough to ever buy one of these products offered on TV ? Surely, somewhere out there, one person has bought the egg cracker and the other million products that seem to be televised nightly and especially on the weekend when I am at the gym looking at the TV......
