Thursday, May 27, 2010

WTF is going on ?

I never should have read the newspaper this morning.  I should never read the newspaper any morning.  I know that I am fucked up and have been somewhat fucked up my whole life but nothing compared to what is happening on a daily basis.  Is it me or has the world gone nuts?  Lets count them for a start.
     #1 on the hit parade.  A two year old boy from Indonesia is smoking 2 packs of cigarettes a day and has been since he was 18 months old.  His parents say he get angry without his smokes.  Someone needs to smoke his parents.....But don't you have to be 18 to buy cigarettes ? And where does 2 year old get the money ? Again, shoot the parents.
     #2  I lied.  Nothing can beat that.  But here are some other noteworthy stuff that happened today.  Miami is complaining about NY getting the 2014 Super bowl.  What a bunch of faggots. Get over it. It will be in cold weather and if there is a blizzard during the game......so be it.. 
     Art Linkletter dies at 97.  I will take that any day.............Maybe the oil spill is over.........finally............I still will not buy bp gas.....Sex and the City 2 has been killed by the critics......OMG, we needed a critic to tell us those washed up broads (for lack of a better word here.....sorry girls ) should have quit when they had a chance............ A Long Beach Police car while on a emergency call at the beach ran over a sun bather relaxing on his chair.......Fortunately the sand saved this poor person and he is OK...........................But..........Along with all this daily Bull something good was in today's paper. Chuck Schumer (Sen. from NY ) actually came up with a good idea.  I personally think he is the biggest doofus in the Senate, but today he suggested something worthwhile. He wants disposable cell phones that most drug dealers, crime people, terrorists, etc. to be identified in some way or another.  Probably have to show and record a drivers license or similar to purchase one of these.  I think that is a great idea.....Good work Chuck......you finally said something that makes sense.

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