I did not commit any sort of a crime. There was no sexual problems. I did not steal anything. It had nothing to do with the quality of my work. I was never late or took time off. I helped all my fellow workers. I was praised as being one of the most productive people in my high profile group. In fact, there is nothing I did, said, acted upon, wrote, or whatever that was anything but perfect.
OK. So maybe it is time to go into detail and complete disclosure on this terrible ordeal of yesterday before it becomes a topic of conversation on Bill Oreilly or another Fox newscaster.
Those of you who have been carefully following my Crap of a blog and memorized every word I said in the past about my important position with the US Census will really enjoy this. The famous D308 forms that must be filled out daily and turned in daily so there is no mistake whatsoever regarding this all important pay voucher sheet. Naturally it is not computerized, but a carbonized sheet that after is turned in, signed by my supervisor, sent to some little island somewhere for some retarded government workers to check it again so that it can eventually be deposited in my account. ( lets not even go into the fact that my first weeks pay was a day short and finally just corrected ). Well, this complicated stupid fucken idiot form D308 has columns on the right for the hours worked in the am and pm. They are filled in, but the total is put on the left side of the page where you then sign to attest that it is true. Guess what ????????? On one very very sad day, I made a little mistake putting down the time. ( Yup, I transposed a number on the right and it was an extra hour ).....But.................and I say But again.............On the left side ( where it really counts ) I had the correct total time I worked that day... In other words there was an extra hour on the right side which I never asked for and never got, but the left side was completely correct. This form was further signed by my supervisor and submitted last week..............Here is the really good part......One of those retarded government workers from fantasy Island noticed the part on the right and immediately sounded an alarm and waved a red flag and although the hours were really correct for the week, and where I only signed for and asked for 40 hours pay, decided with the mistake on the right side it would have been 41 hours and not 40. ( Even though I never asked for or received 41 ). Thus I was terminated because you cannot work more than 40 hours........Now, can you believe how stupid our government really is???????????
I am not pissed nor am I upset at this because it is so typical of everything that has happened during my several weeks working for the census department. I have seen more waste, more nonsense, more stupidity, more duplication, more forms, more mistakes, in fact lets just say more of everything Ridiculous and Pathetic. ......I should write a Sitcom that would make MASH look like a serious drama..........If there is any irony to this whole thing it's the fact that I was completing more EQ's daily (top secret) than anyone in my entire group, I was showing everyone how to do their job easier and save the government some money, but most important, I was really having fun.
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