We Are Screwed

 

Full disclosure ! I really don't like politicians.  They are all dishonest, liars, power hungry, and rarely care for the complete good and well being of the American people. With that being said, I can't even laugh at the above picture that has circulated around the media this past week. Every leader of every single country had to have been laughing at the man who is President of the US.  I have to take exception.  I want the President of our country to do the best possible job he or she could for the sake of not only me, but everyone else living here legally. Tripping 3 times climbing up a flight of stairs is definitely a problem, or much worse. If President Trump had done the same thing, all hell would have broken out and the 25th amentment would have been put in play within hours. I only mention that, because my dislike for politicians is only closely trailing to my hate for fake news.

 Politicians don't just fall out of the sky, or at least I don't think so.  They are legally elected by the good people of our country. Whoops, I think I just said something that is no longer true. Politicians are elected by people, regardless of them being legal and registered to vote.  But even that appears to be changing. Some states are trying to have voters go to the polls, or by mail, and vote without registering, or without being a citizen of this great country, or possibly even being alive.  This scares the shit out of me and it should for you as well.  It's a simple matter that requires very little use of one's brains to see what is happening.  It's call economics 101. You just can't put 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag.  It just doesn't work. I am not here to teach school or to make predictions about what will happen as a result of this.  I am merely here to rant and put a little question into the back of your brain.  How can you keep paying out monies for welfare, medical, aid, education, stimulus, and whatever without monies coming in to pay for these perks ?  So, where is this money coming from ???????? It's going to come from you and me. Period, end of subject.

I am sorry.....I am so sorry.....I am so very sorry......I am sorry for anything offensive I might have said to anyone over these past 50 or 60 years. I am sorry for anything I might have thought of saying during this same period. I am sorry for any offensive joke, jester, sign, look, movement, touch, eye contact, or anything else related to that.  I am sorry for anything I might have done or said during any act of sex I might have had with anyone during this time period as well.  I now realize that I should have asked permission for anything I might have done to you during these sexual encounters. I just didn't think of it during those few passionate moments. Please forgive me.  I am sorry for all black, brown, asian, white, Italian, greek, spanish, jewish, irish, polish, english, puerto rican, french, german, gay, lesbian, trans,  etc. I am sorry if I offended anyone while I was a boy scout.  I am also truly sorry if I offended anyone while serving in the US Army.  I am particularly sure I made some funny and uncalled for remarks during that period. I am also very sorry for any customer, vendor, co-worker, airline attendant, or anyone connected with my business for the over 25 years I ran it.  But mostly, I am sorry for those assholes that cave to this ridiculous cancel culture shit. These big companies should be ashamed of themselves....There .......rant finished.

 

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Look who is back ? Just in time for a special "Who Really Cares" post.

So here we go. Who, if anyone really gives a shit about ARod and Jen from the Bronx ?  I am a bronx boy and don't understand the facination  that attracted these two people for the past year or so. Was Covid responsible for this ?  She is a talented person in her own right, and part of that special Jet Set club.  He is, and was an overpriced dishonest athlete.  Everyone knew from day one this was never going to work, but alas, the media needed something to distract from the 90% Trump attack that no longer exists.  Oh well, I bid you two farewell and can't wait to see what the next step is for each of you.

Speaking of losers, how about a TV star and a Prince ? Now throw in a great opinionated TV host, and now we have something to talk about. No, I am not referring to Oprah and her bullshit nonsensacle interview with Meghan Markle, and Prince Harry

Meg and Harry (if I may call them that), are cool. I'ts great they got married and I wish them all the luck in the world.  I don't give a shit that he is a prince or whatever the hell that means.  That whole British monarch system seems to be nothing more than a great cartoon to me. What is Royalty today and what does is mean ?  Uniforms are for military people , medical people, sports people for the most part.  Who wants to see anyone bowing to someone ?  This is 2021 and I thought all that bullshit was long gone.  (Obviously they haven't seen Coming 2 America ).

 

I also wonder how many of you wear your medals on your suit or possibly pajamas ? Not a good fashion look, but whatever.   So the Royal family is pissed, Meghan and Harry are pissed, and Piers Morgan is taking shit for doing his job. He is the only one involved that actually did his job, the way it should be done. It be wonderful if the American Press took a lesson from him ?  Ha Ha. But now she has mentioned that she might run for President in 2024.  Yippee.

 

Why should I leave out one of the worst governors ever , as long as I am not giving a shit about anything. I can do this being a born and bred New Yorker.  But alas....... Poor Andrew !  And I'm not referring to Prince Andrew right now. He has his own problems.  There are now about 5-7 women who have accused Governor Cuomo of sexual harassment, but hey, who is counting. The stories just keep getting better and funnier. Of course, I believe everyone is innocent until proven guilty, so I will reserve judgement of him. We live in strange times, so everything needs to be politically correct and Woke.   (with the exception of this blog, which will never be anything but opinionated, and hopefully on the side of humor )

 

Sorry that I am a little rusty and stiff getting back to having fun.  Hope you enjoy reading some of my crap and it makes your day just a little bit brighter.  I will try to keep current with news events, along with any other bullshit and nonsense going on in the world today. Only a kid from the Bronx can come up with useless facts to hopefully make you smile a little. Hopefully I'll work out all the kinks shortly. Until next time.

Farewell my Friends

The party's over. It's time to call it a day.  Yup, the time has come. I have been writing CRapUSA for almost 10 years now.  What began as an alternative to watching porn, has developed into a fun filled adventure, spanning 216 countries around the world. Almost 2 million readers world-wide have been amused (I hope), and have enjoyed my cynicism, ridiculous, and pathetic viewpoint on almost everything.
      

CRaPUSA

During this period, I have poked fun at sex, politics, business's, drugs, genders, place's, people, things, and anything and everything else that I thought would piss people off. I enjoyed doing the research, finding the pictures, and of course seeing the wonderful reaction that was shown in the number of daily readers.(there was a period of nearly 6,000-13,000 daily readers per blog). There were tons of wonderful comments posted, along with many nasty ones.

I looked forward to finding new subjects that crossed the line. Why shouldn't I have fun as well.  It was a blast, and it cured my porn habit.
(that might or might not be true)
     

It also helped me take out my frustrations on politics, big business, retailers, manufacturers, restaurants, airplanes,...............oh well.......you get it...everything.

I will really miss the threesomes we shared, along with the other sexist, obnoxious,  racist, bullshit, annoying, exaggerated, lying, sad, happy, and even sometimes truthful posts. Unfortunately, blogs have been replaced by podcasts and political hatred, along with political correctness. Bottom line is............................
.............................there is no bottom line. Just no excitement in reading or writing a blog anymore. When things stop being fun, there is only one thing to do.