I Hate Bullshit

 How I hate Bullshit.  How Bullshit is all around us.  You might look at the picture above and say to yourself, "How nice to see the president of Quicken walking on the stage to make a Quicken commercial, looking at the audience". You just might say that and think nothing of it ?  However, if you have a warped mind like I do, you might just see what I see ?   http://ispot.tv/a/7b_E     Simply click on the link to the left and watch the short video..........After you do, please continue reading.
     

So now that I have your attention I point out the obvious.  Why the fuck is the audience applauding when he enters the stage and speaks and when he leaves ?  It's nothing more than a commercial with a bunch of dummies sitting there and yelling and clapping their dumb hands.  What the hell is wrong with this world ?  Why do these big companies think that each and everyone of us is stupid, and will think this is a wonderful thing that demands huge applause ?  Find a cure for cancer stupid, and I will jump up and applaud louder than anyone else.
          

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I have been attempting to sell some fun products on this site for a while now. Unfortunately, because of the cost and realization that only porn sells, I have not been very successful.  However, I recently came up with a fun T Shirt that I had  seen around and thought it would be fun to sell a few.  I used the familiar CRaP logo, and a few words that I think are as generic as apple pie. I purchased a few myself to give out as gifts. What a surprise to get an email from Zazzle (who makes all this crap) telling me they have removed it because it is infringing on some other merchandise.  What kind of bullshit is that ?  How can you get more generic than Life is Crap ?  Next thing I will get banned for saying "Good Morning ".

 I certainly hope this will not cause a revolution by every female over the age of 30. I  am sorry for that.   Right ?

Now this is complete bullshit. What a great marketing act. How marvelous to be able to get the second one free , but only pay for shipping and handling.  That gets me more than anything.
   

At least show me some decent ads. I don't want to see some jerk yelling and screaming and telling me how I must have the product and that its only available on TV.    Right.......Til of course you go into Bed Bath and Beyond and any other such store that carries the same items without that ridiculous shipping and handling fee.

                                        I Hate Bullshit.......but not CRaPUSA

Lets Ban Commercials (shhh.....it's a repeat)

Laughing with CRaPUSA

 I can't look.....I can't bare it.....I don't believe it......I just want to scream......I hate watching commercials...Wait...Let me rephrase that... I hate watching MOST commercials.  And why do I hate watching most commercials ?  Of course you do. It's because they are so fucking stupid and their creators  think they are smarter than each and every one of us.
      

Free My Ass

There are those "Free" commercials, where almost everything is free or costs next to nothing.  You will get something that you will never use and if you buy two of them all you need to do is pay for a second shipping and handling.  That bit kills me more than anything else in a commercial...I don't want to pay a separate shipping and handling charge...Please, Please,Please......Just put the fucking labels in the same package and don't charge me. Your shipping and handling cost , which usually cost more than the fucking product.
      

Don't put your dumb fucking "As Seen On TV" shit on your product.  Who really gives a shit ?  Who is going to phone me and let me know that "My Pillow" (or any other dumb product) is seen on TV....What's Next......"As seen in the movies" ?  "As seen on the train" ? , "As seen in the grocery store" ? ,  "As seen on the side of the bus" ?.   OK, you get it.  Oh, but wait...What about those products that are the official sponsor of the NFL, or the official sponsor of each and every sporting event in the world ? I want an official sponsor of each and every hooker I know.  Whatever the product is, I will buy it.
       

smoking weed and reading CRaPUSA

I just want to see the official sponsors of anything connected with "Weed".   I'll wait, as I am sure you will.
      

My vote for Weed Spokesperson

I have even found a candidate for the official spokesperson for products related with weed.  I certainly hope that you approve of her.
     

Here he is again. Your friend and mine "The My Pillow" inventor.  I am so tired of that ad and that guys ugly face who seems to be always fucking his pillow.
   

Maybe it's just white people. Maybe we think the whole world is full of idiots and we can sell anything to anyone.  I sometimes feel like this is the way it is. Oh wait. Who am I kidding ? Surely it's true in America, because our commercials completely suck when compared to those in other countries.
   

Really

Have you looked up at every major billboard in your City ?  Have you looked at the side of almost every bus ?  All one has to do is open their eyes and I guarantee you will see a commercial for Anchorman 2...This is a perfect time to rest my case and end this crazy crap.

#crapusa




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