Friday, April 5, 2013

Enough Already

 I make calls and I receive them.  I text and I get texts.  I will occasionally google something on my smart phone when I am out.......BUT.....I am not like some of these assholes that are around us all the time that are unable to put their device away.
   
Why is it necessary for some people to speak on their phones wherever they are ?  What is so fucking important the they need to talk and eat, while sitting eating breakfast at the counter in a local coffee shop ?  Why is it so important for these type of idiots to carry on a conversation sitting so close to someone who is trying to enjoy his or her meal ?  Why did I have to sit next to some jerk and listen to his car problems and other bullshit , while I am trying to enjoy my western omelet?   
      
I guess somethings will never be answered. I guess some people simply feel the necessity to speak and/or text constantly.
    
Whatever happened to those good old day when people spoke to other people in person ?  When you were with friends and you looked at them, instead of that fucking IPhone or Android ? What ever happened to those good old days when people had manners in a restaurant ?  What about people driving a car and having both hands on the wheel , instead of one by their ear while talking ? What about people going to the gym to work out instead of texting and talking while on a machine? What about checking out of a supermarket and looking and talking to the cashier instead of rudely speaking on a cell phone ? 
   
I can go on and on, but the bottom line is this........Put your fucking phones down every once and a while......Wow, I feel so much better now...Have to go....my cell is ringing.......

        




Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Knives are OK

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Ahhh, the joy of travel and especially the TSA. I recently returned from LA and naturally encountered the joy of going thru security at an airport.  I usually fly American Airlines to and from LA and am pretty used to the nonsense we all go through during the security checkpoint.
     
The humiliation of taking off our shoes, belts, jackets, everything from our pockets, wallet, money, keys, change, etc.  (and that is just the guy stuff)  and finally going thru those detector booths, while trying to look at those bus-boy trays that have all our personal stuff in them.
     
I don't know about you, but I have it down to a science and now just grin and bear it.......BUT.....the other day I neglected to take off my watch while going thru the booth.  I picked up my arms as instructed and went right through. I then picked up my bus-boy bin (minus the dirty dishes), and put all my stuff back in my pockets, put on my shoes, put on my belt, put on my jacket, put away my Ipad and took my smart phone.....I was done........
       
But Holy Shit....I realized something very interesting.....I had left on my watch...I still cannot believe that all my stuff went along the conveyor belt, I went thru the scanning machine, and not a single fucking idiot TSA agent noticed or said anything about my watch being on....I am still in shock....There could have been a bomb in my watch and not one person said a thing. ????  Naturally you can't even take a bottle of water thru the checkpoint...
       
But don't fret.....we can now take aboard and through security certain type of Knives......
       
Something is certainly fucked up with air travel...
      
The only thing to do is keep your fucking mouth closed and listen to the idiots....
      God Bless America.........

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Monday, April 1, 2013

Cumming Soon ?

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I am back from a wonderful vacation.
I am well rested and had a wonderful time.
   
I have spent lots of time thinking and seeing lots of Crap.
  
I can't wait to share some of this with you, but , not just yet......soon....