Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Verification Codes......#R76~+ku*

What the fuck gives with these verification codes ?  It seems every time I want to make a comment, send a request, send a message to a company, or anything similar these dumb boxes appear with writing that must have been done in eastern Chinese slums, or Afghanistan cave language.  Not only can't I ever get these letters and numbers correct on the first shot, it usually takes me another few times to even get close.  I am sick and tired of seeing the error message and then a new set of illegible letters pop up and I have to start over again.
     I'll try to fool these fools, but that doesn't work either.  I will press the audio link and just listen to the letters being called out......But NO...... these fools have already decided that if I can't do it by looking at the letters, they will make my life more difficult by muffling the letters when some idiot with an accent speaks them so only an middle easterner with a four year language degree can understand what they are saying.
       Sure, I understand that it is strictly for security and to make sure it is not spam going back to wherever it goes, but give me a break.  I can go to Wikileaks and not enter any sort of verification codes, see all of the USA secret or confidential documents, meetings, or alleged government and corporate misconduct, or you name it...........but I have to enter a top secret verification code even if I am making a comment on this, or any other stupid fucken blog on the net.  Does that make one bit of sense ????????  Of course not......Wish I could ask Julian Assange how to check out this crappy blog without using a verification code.  I am sure he knows.
    
The funny thing is most of these codes for business don't mean a thing as a credit card is usually needed anyway.  It makes no sense.....There is not one porn site that I know of that requires a verification code.  But what do I know, Porn is the largest single commodity on line.  Besides, your IP address is so available.
      So, the next time you are asked to enter a verification code................just be cool, calm, and collected.  Enter the code even if it takes a few times..................Then as your walking out of the room where your computer is simply smile and go through the scanner or get a pat down from a TSA person,.........go to your kitchen and make a cocktail ( provided of course you have no problem with the metal detector there), Then go to your TV room to sit and relax, while opening the lock box where you store your gun.  Check the paper work to make sure your gun permit is in order.  Finally, get up and walk to your garage, get in your car and drive a few feet until you reach the first camera looking at you at some traffic light.  Blast the camera with about five bullets while thinking to yourself what a great private life I have.   Big Brother.............Yeah........he knows everything.

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Rent a Wife .......................or Rent a Husband

OK, so originally I thought this would be fun to write about.  Why not ?????  Rent a Wife, Rent a Husband, Rent a Mom, Rent a car, Rent almost anything.  I did some research and had a few good laughs myself.  There really is a company in Belgium that does Rent a Wife.  But mostly, it is all a play on words.
      For you guys out there........it really would be nice to rent a good looking wife that cooks, cleans, drives you around, works, take care of your kids, does the shopping, costs nothing other than the monthly rental charges.  And the best part of it..............don't pay your bill and the wife is re-possessed. Or don't renew the contract and she is gone.   Problems with that particular model, well just check out the Lemon Law and maybe you can return her.  Sex will always be on your terms as the rental agreement is in your name.  There is no alimony or child support once you turn in a used rental wife.  OMG, this gets better all the time.......
C'mon girls, you know this is all in fun. Besides why not have Rent a Husband with the same rules as above??????????  Same facts, same contract agreements, same everything, although I really have not seen too many ads for one.  I would imagine there is no demand for husbands these days.
  Checking some other sites and they use this for a play on words for Cleaning Service's, Landscaping companies, food preparation and etc. etc. etc.       I have to admit that for many years when I was still living in NY I wanted to start a Rent a Grand Kid company for those grandparents in Florida that did not have any grand kids and wanted some company during different school holidays. I thought it was a novel idea, however there were some legal issues with the real parents. Guess I always had good ideas.
Naturally we need to take escorts out of this equation.  But the reality is that nearly 50% of first marriages end up in a divorce.......Between 60-67% of second marriages end in a divorce. And.......70-73 % of third marriages end in divorce.   That is staggering. These figures would actually come down to zero and would also help our economy by have so much more money in circulation all the time.  I guess lawyers will get screwed, but what the hell, they deserve it.

I guess we really have something to think of now.............Just think of those wonderful booths at all airports next to Avis Rent a Car, Budget Rent a Car, National Rent a Wife, Dollar Rent a Wife......Now we are going to have sub standard wife rental's ????.......Guess this needs some work.




   
   

Friday, December 3, 2010

Rent a Wife ?????????? or Rent a Husband ????????????


I thought so as well.  Tonight I will expose (that sounds good), but actually give my views on Rental, Leases, or Buying.  Will that have anything to do with people????????????  Oh boy, a teaser........Tune in tonight for all the gory details....................