Friday, December 22, 2017

Reviews are Bullshit

Want to give us a Good Review?

Then just go to Yelp and Review us favorably
and we'll give you
50% off any car wash service!*
*Excludes Hand Washes, Express Detail Services and Full Detail Services.


The above clearly represents what I am talking about. This is merely one of a bunch of ads I found locally that certainly represents a portion of reviews you are reading.  Most people are so fucking stupid, they will believe anything they read.
I have friends that live and die with reviews.  They won't go anywhere without reading a review first. They will read them, discuss them, and flaunt them at you before going to a restaurant or any other place.  They firmly are convinced that everything printed there is gospel .......WTF.
Don't people know that establishments reward people for good reviews ? Don't people also know that establishments have their friends, relatives, and phonies also writing favorable reviews for these companies ? Recently, while having my car serviced, the service manager asked me to please write a favorable review about their service when I receive a questionnaire from the parent company.  He offered me a free oil change the next time I came in to do this little thing for him.
Amazon might very well be one of the only companies not participating in policies like I have mentioned.  I'm probably wrong, but would really like to think there are some honest people left in this world.
There are reviews everywhere and in every conceivable industry.  The sex industry is no different.  There is a huge company that offers reviews on escorts in all cities. (there are several, but this is the biggest). The erotic review charges by the month or year to be able to read all these reviews, however, they offer a free month if you send in a review that is used.  Ummmmm.  

Sure !!!!!! No one is making up stories to get this free month..Ha ha...Lets face it.......we are fucked..... how fitting ?

It doesn't matter.  Look anywhere at any review on anything your little heart desires.  You will soon realize after reading this, the cold , hard, real facts....Bullshit prevails.

So, a little tip from me.  Next time you look at a review written by someone about some restaurant, place, product, hotel, car service, delivery service, electronic product, smart phone...........blah get the idea......Bullshit makes the world go around.....And what if that review was written by me ?   Now for sure you will never read or believe another review again....(BTW...please review this blog and write only favorable reviews about it, in order for me to continue to entertain you.......See ? )

Tuesday, October 24, 2017

Racism, Illegal Immigrants, and Rape

We are fucked !  We are doomed ! We are divided ! We are confused ! We are not safe ! We are stupid ! We are afraid to act !  We are going down a road that has no end, no beginning, and of course no middle.  So, if it sounds like I think the world is coming to an end in the next few seconds ? I'm really not.  I am convinced we have a couple of months before this all happens.
I can't believe that we can't turn on the news, read a newspaper (do they still really exist ? ) or check our smart phones for the latest disaster of the hour ?   Hollywood is fucked up. (but hasn't Hollywood always been fucked up along with all those phony assholes that control the business ? )  I don't know about you, but I have grown up listening and reading about how all the big wigs of Hollywood know everything, and how their opinions are gospel.  Wow, how unique ?  How amazing that I never had a friend that ever believed any of that bullshit, but we all always wondered why they think their opinions are god almighty ?
I always knew they were bullshit, but never really cared about their standing on a pedestal and preaching. I kinda thought it was funny in itself.  After all, opinions are like assholes, in that everyone has one.  I guess now Harvey Weinstein is about to change all that by himself.  Way to go asshole. ( Although this whole casting couch thing has been going on forever in every industry where powerful people are on the top.  Not good )
Borders and Illegal immigration is another crazy  topic.  Guaranteed you can't talk to one of your friends without having some sort of an argument one way or another.  Everything is deeper and more involved than it appears.  I have my opinions but I keep them to myself for the most part.  What I don't understand is the name itself says "Illegal". 

Maybe I just don't understand the whole thing. Is Illegal murder not really illegal ?  
Be careful what you say.  If your having a political discussion with someone and you happen to say something they don't like, you are going to be called a Racist !  Racism is terrible. Racism is horrible. Racism is something that has been going on in our country forever.  It sucks, it shouldn't happen.  Lots of things shouldn't happen.
People are nuts. People are evil. People are stupid. People are dangerous. The only good news is that people have always been this way and always will.  The better news is that not all people are insane.  If you look hard, you will find some really good people out there.
Whew.........we lucked out.
But alas......Don't long as you look like this and have ten million dollars in the bank, you need not worry........Only in the USA.

Tuesday, June 27, 2017


Let's face it. Boobs make for good reading.  I have written some pretty good blogs over these past 5 or so years (even if I say so myself) about various subjects. Some have been very progressive, cutting edge, interesting, and all those other words that describe goodness.  But, and I mean But, all I need to do is write anything about sex, drugs, or rock and roll and Boom.........Thousands of readers in a second.
So what does that mean ? Simple.  We live in a really fucked up world where sex comes first, second, and third.  That's the truth.  After all, what is the biggest selling item on-line ? more sex.

So why fight it.. I am caving.  I am going back to getting racy and whatever else you want to call it.  I'm sure you need a break from all the daily bullshit that goes on in Facebook or Twitter or any social media about politics.  The shit that goes on there has made me completely crazy.  People won't compromise. People won't listen to any other opinions other than his or hers.  I am fucking sick of it.
It's OK for you to have a favorite football team and discuss that with your friends. It's OK for you to have a favorite TV show that you can discuss with your friends.  But try to discuss left wing , or right wing policies or ideas......Holy Shit.....
But Boobs !!!!! You can have a conversation with friends all day long about front boobs, big boobs, little boobs, side boobs, fake boobs, or whatever......And guess what ?     No fighting, No arguments, no feelings getting hurt.  Why can't that same thing happen in politics ?   

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Back to Business

Time to get back to basics. Time to realize how really fucked up this world is.  Nah, that's not true. The world is fine, it's only the people in it that are really fucked up.
Lets be fair.  Life is really one big fat Seesaw ! Growing up, I thought life was pretty simple. We played on a seesaw and realized that either you were up, or you were down. (Unless of course, the girl below was on the other side. If that was the case, you were fucked in the air. )  It's that simple. You went up, or you went down.  You actually did them both.  Sure, we tried to stay level and not go anywhere, but lets face it. That never worked and it certainly doesn't in this world either.
Sometimes is just too hard to balance life and do what we want. I was actually writing pretty often, and then hardly writing.  Balancing my life has certainly been a seesaw effect as well.  I'm ready now to go all in.  Fuck being politically correct. Fuck not giving my opinion. Fuck worrying about hurting any one's feelings.  Be careful now when reading my next blog (or life's lesson as I like to call it) as the sexual, emotional, hypocrisy, cynicism is just beginning.