Saturday, November 26, 2016

Let Us Protest Everything

 I think we need to protest more things and more often. I think we need to protest
everything.  We no longer should be working, going to school, playing, watching TV, or
anything else we once did.
pro·test
noun
noun: protest; plural noun: protests
ˈprōˌtest/
  1. 1.
    a statement or action expressing disapproval of or objection to something.

    "the Hungarian team lodged an official protest"

    synonyms:objection, complaint, exception, disapproval, challenge, dissent, demurral, remonstration, fuss, outcry

    "he resigned as a protest"
    antonyms:support, approval

verb
verb: protest; 3rd person present: protests; past tense: protested; past participle: protested; gerund or present participle: protesting
prəˈtest,prōˈtest/
  1. 1.
    express an objection to what someone has said or done.

    "she wouldn't let him pay, and he didn't protest"

    synonyms:express opposition, object, dissent, take issue, make/take a stand, put up a fight, kick, take exception, complain, express disapproval, disagree, demur, remonstrate, make a fuss; More
    cry out, speak out, rail, inveigh, fulminate;
    informalkick up a fuss/stink

    "I opened my mouth to protest"
    • publicly demonstrate strong objection to a policy or course of action adopted by those in authority.

      "doctors and patients protested against plans to cut services at the hospital"

      synonyms:demonstrate, march, hold a rally, sit in, occupy somewhere; More
      work to rule, take industrial action, stop work, strike, go on strike, walk out, mutiny, picket;
      boycott something

      "people protested outside the cathedral"
    • North American
      publicly demonstrate an objection to (a policy or course of action).

      "the workers were protesting economic measures enacted a week earlier"
  2. 2.
    declare (something) firmly and emphatically in the face of stated or implied doubt or in response to an accusation.

    "“I'm not being coy!” Lucy protested"

    synonyms:insist on, maintain, assert, affirm, announce, proclaim, declare, profess, contend, argue, claim, vow, swear (to), stress;
    formalaver

    "he protested his innocence"


I love the fact that people are protesting over everything. It doesn't matter what the subject is, what it's about, what it has to do with, what it will or will not do. The reality is we are Fucking crazy as a country.  It no longer matters what the point is, or who is right, or who is wrong.  None of that matters anymore.  It's all about protesting.  Why not ?  I have no problem with protesting or protesters.  If these jerks want to walk around and chant and carry signs that nobody looks at, good for them.  Let them get their exercise. After all, it has to be cheaper than going to a gym.
    

It's wonderful if that is what you like........However.....it needs to be peaceful.  It shouldn't be those assholes involved in the Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter, or stuff like this, that do nothing but promote trouble and violence.  Most of these violent protests are organized by paid protesters whose only agenda is to start trouble and create confusion.


My point (if in fact there is a point to all this nonsense ) is simple.  There should be simple rules for all protests.  They should only be allowed when the outdoor temperature is below 30 degrees or above 90 degrees.  It must also be raining, snowing, hailing, or locust have to be falling from the sky.  And yes !!!!!!!! In order to protest.........You must be naked.....
Once again I have solved a serious problem with a few simple rules.

Follow me on twitter...

Monday, November 21, 2016

Real Sports


It's time for real sports.  Let us cut out what we know about sports. If Ultimate Fighting can be as exciting and profitable as it has become, why not others.  Wait !!!!!!!! There already are options.
Yippee.  There is a Lingerie Football and Basketball League.....Who knew ?  How did I miss something like this ?  Who else missed this ?  Well, I think maybe because it is now called Legends Football.    Here is the 2017 schedule. Just click on the link below.

             http://www.lflus.com/schedule


But alas.......Here is a little clip to wet your appetite.



I can see this expanding.  I can visualize games between NFL teams and Legend teams.  I can also visualize protests from anti lingerie groups.  I can see a national war going on because of this......Holy Shit , how I can't wait.
 
Football season will end and basketball will begin.  What more can anyone wish for ? How can any red blooded American not instantly become a fan of this sport ?  The best thing is that you can become a fan of every team and root for everyone...I have a feeling this will be huge.
Advertising might be a little problem.  There certainly isn't alot of room to advertise.  I guess with every new adventure, there are new problems.  I will personally volunteer to help create area's to advertise on the players.  Man, I am one hell of a sport.
     
I have a great autographed picture made out to me by Mohammad Ali.  I cherish that to the highest level...........However, I would just as soon have a great autographed picture made out to me by a few players of Legends Football.  Don't think that will make me a bad person.

             Follow me on Twitter for more CRaP.......   @crapusa

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Who is a Bigot ?

Bigot | Bigot Definition by Merriam-Webster

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bigot
Full Definition of bigot. : a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.
I guess by default I fall right into that category.  I imagine every single kid, adult, anyone who was alive in the early 1940's fits that bill.  Who didn't hate the Japs, play with war toys aimed at killing all Japs, or played with their friends games to kill all Japs, or those we pretended were Japs.  Didn't we call the Japanese lots of other words that I am going to omit now ?

     
And yes ! Didn't the same thing happen with the Germans ?  Oh wait, weren't we calling them all Nazi's , and other slurs that I once again will not mention now.  Didn't we do the same thing and say the same things as we did about the Japs.??
       
Weren't there American troops everywhere in Europe ?  Wasn't the USA in turmoil then ? Were all Americans call Bigots then.......?????   No Fucken Way.....They were called Americans.  They sent husbands, sons, all loved ones into the military to serve and protect the USA from foreign aggression.
      
As the years progressed, so did hate groups. Hate groups are probably no different than our enemy was during WW 2.  I only mention this because I just did some research and there are about 800 different hate groups in our country.  That is unbelievable.  I am shocked.
     
I mention the above for a couple of reasons.  First of all, I am not a bigot.  I said those things and acted that way as a kid who was simply looking out for my country.  I was born and raised in the Bronx, New York and none of us even knew what the word racist or bigot was growing up.  I spent 2 years in between college in the US Army.  I went to college in Alabama and was shocked to learn and see segregation first hand. 
     
Which brings me to the point of this whole blog.  We have a new President Elect. He deserves the support and respect of every person in this country whether or not you voted for him or like him.  He is our next president.  I am tired of these stupid riots, these stupid fucking college kids who can't cope or go to school because this election has them too upset.  I am tired of people complaining or telling me what and what not Donald Trump plans to do. Why don't these same people look around and realize that we are a different country today.  We are not safe.  We have terrorist killing and doing damage to our country. We do not have the freedom we had years ago. Just travel anywhere and you will see that. We all seem to want a safe , secure place to live. We want our family and friends to be safe. We want to be healthy.  Maybe its about time some of these friends of all of us began to give something back to this country instead of wanted it handed to them.  Why don't they treat everyone the way they want to be treated ?

Or better still, maybe all these haters that think there is so much wrong with our new president  simply chill, and give him a chance. Your other option is leave this country.  Problem solved.

Saturday, October 15, 2016

( I Don't ) Care Labels


What is fucking worse than bringing home that new, wonderful shirt you just bought and unpacking it and putting it away ?  Oh wait !!!! You finally decided to check out the label so you know how to wash it.  Right.  A simple task that should only take a couple of seconds ??????    Ha Ha Ha.
     
These fucking idiots working in the designing department have finally figured out a way to drive each and every consumer crazy.  I am positive there is a conspiracy brewing to finally demoralize every single consumer.  They must be trying to develop a country of their own with people that walk around saying "what", "huh, "how", and "why".
     

I am convinced those individuals preparing these care labels have suffered unhappy childhoods, along with severe beatings, and severe mean, nasty tricks played on them on a constant basis.
      
It used to be a very simple procedure.  There was one simple care label that stated in English only those simple instructions.  "Wash in warm water and tumble dry low"  It was very simple and effective...........BUT......not anymore.
    
Today, anything we buy is made in countries we can no longer pronounce, much less recognize.  What we buy is no longer made of natural fibers, but with combinations of fibers we not only never heard of, but also cannot pronounce.
       

Bottom line .......Hopefully you have someone you know who is a size or two smaller than you who really loves and admires everything you wear.  Now that is the real definition of getting fucked while shopping.

                                                 zazzle.com/crapusa