Thursday, April 19, 2018

Plastic Sucks

Plastic is everywhere. Plastic is part of everything we touch on a daily basis. Probably the only thing we don't do with or to plastic, is eat it.  But, at the rate
plastic is multiplying, we probably will shortly.  I don't know about you, but there are things about plastic I despise.  First of all.  That fucking bullshit plastic tax we pay in the supermarket to buy a bag ?  Shit, Here in the fucked up Sanctuary State of California, we pay 10 cents per bag.  Of course, you can just balance your groceries on your head and save that 10 cents per bag ransom.  It's the stupidest thing I have ever seen. People seem to be walking out of markets with all their food items in the cart to avoid paying that fee, or because the dumb shits left their own bags in the car.  In any event, supermarket parking lots seem to resemble third world countries with all this shit in the carts.  Supermarkets are the only ones benefiting from this. They no longer have to buy bags that used to be free to their customers.
Lets face it however, plastic certainly has a place in our society. It seems to be the perfect match for all that medication some of us take as we get older.  I sometimes wonder (for a change), why isn't there a ten cent tax per plastic bottle in the state of California ?  ( after all, California has the largest number of homeless in the country, the highest level of welfare and free stuff for the homeless, and I could go on and on. ).  I lost track a little here because this plastic horror seems to be clouding my mind.

We drink more water than anything in this country. I am certainly for recycling and the whole process, however, I have one problem..Why the hell should the recycling fee be the same for a 8 oz bottle of water as it is for a 48 oz bottle of water ?  I completely do not understand that.  

But now for my favorite. Just think of all those wonderful products we buy that are packaged in plastic.  I say think about it for one simple reason.  Why the Fuck are they all so impossible to open ?  Why do we have to use a chisel and a hammer half the time to open them ?  Why can't the plastic just be cut with an ordinary pair of scissors ?  I'll tell you why. Because these products are all made in countries we can't pronounce and those little fuckers on the assembly line are fucking with us. Has to be.

There are some rare occasions when plastic is a wonderful, healthy, pleasant, pretty, useful, and fantastic experience. Unfortunately, that is when it is followed by the word surgery.  I rest my case.

Monday, March 19, 2018

The Boobs have returned to protest.

I really hate politics. I really hate politicians more. I really cannot stand protests. I really don't trust any politicians. I really enjoy and have more fun reading about these assholes saying one thing and doing another.  Don't get me wrong  ! I love our country and think there always were and will be major things that can and will go wrong. Maybe it just can't be fixed ?
Wait.....maybe it's not the politicians after all?  Maybe it's simply the people.  Oh, did I mention that I really hate people ? I really cannot stand people. I really don't trust people. I really enjoy and have more fun reading about people and the stupid things they say and do.
You know you agree with much of what I say. Simply look at every single protest. What is really being protested ?  Who is supporting these protests ? What is the ultimate result of these protests ? Who is paying and getting something back in return for these protests ?

Will protesting ever stop ? Actually, the question should be, Should protesting ever stop ?  I am sort of live and let live type of person. Don't hurt me, and I won't hurt you. Protests will always be. They always have and they always will. We are a country that can't agree on anything. (wait a minute).  We are people. People cannot or will not ever agree on everything.

It's really simple. There is never just one viewpoint.  There is not one sports team, one entertainment venue, one city, one food, one religion....OK, I can go on and on, but you get it.  We are different. You , me and everyone.  I am so tired of listening to left wingers, Trump haters, Nancy Pelosi,  Chuck Schumer,  conservatives, NRA supporters, Anti-gun supporters, Trumps Tweets, and everything else connected with politics.

Why can't we all get along and play nice ?


Friday, December 22, 2017

Reviews are Bullshit

Want to give us a Good Review?

Then just go to Yelp and Review us favorably
and we'll give you
50% off any car wash service!*
*Excludes Hand Washes, Express Detail Services and Full Detail Services.


The above clearly represents what I am talking about. This is merely one of a bunch of ads I found locally that certainly represents a portion of reviews you are reading.  Most people are so fucking stupid, they will believe anything they read.
I have friends that live and die with reviews.  They won't go anywhere without reading a review first. They will read them, discuss them, and flaunt them at you before going to a restaurant or any other place.  They firmly are convinced that everything printed there is gospel .......WTF.
Don't people know that establishments reward people for good reviews ? Don't people also know that establishments have their friends, relatives, and phonies also writing favorable reviews for these companies ? Recently, while having my car serviced, the service manager asked me to please write a favorable review about their service when I receive a questionnaire from the parent company.  He offered me a free oil change the next time I came in to do this little thing for him.
Amazon might very well be one of the only companies not participating in policies like I have mentioned.  I'm probably wrong, but would really like to think there are some honest people left in this world.
There are reviews everywhere and in every conceivable industry.  The sex industry is no different.  There is a huge company that offers reviews on escorts in all cities. (there are several, but this is the biggest). The erotic review charges by the month or year to be able to read all these reviews, however, they offer a free month if you send in a review that is used.  Ummmmm.  

Sure !!!!!! No one is making up stories to get this free month..Ha ha...Lets face it.......we are fucked..... how fitting ?

It doesn't matter.  Look anywhere at any review on anything your little heart desires.  You will soon realize after reading this, the cold , hard, real facts....Bullshit prevails.

So, a little tip from me.  Next time you look at a review written by someone about some restaurant, place, product, hotel, car service, delivery service, electronic product, smart phone...........blah get the idea......Bullshit makes the world go around.....And what if that review was written by me ?   Now for sure you will never read or believe another review again....(BTW...please review this blog and write only favorable reviews about it, in order for me to continue to entertain you.......See ? )