Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Sideway


Let's face it. Boobs make for good reading.  I have written some pretty good blogs over these past 5 or so years (even if I say so myself) about various subjects. Some have been very progressive, cutting edge, interesting, and all those other words that describe goodness.  But, and I mean But, all I need to do is write anything about sex, drugs, or rock and roll and Boom.........Thousands of readers in a second.
            
So what does that mean ? Simple.  We live in a really fucked up world where sex comes first, second, and third.  That's the truth.  After all, what is the biggest selling item on-line ?   Right.....sex....sex....and more sex.
        

So why fight it.. I am caving.  I am going back to getting racy and whatever else you want to call it.  I'm sure you need a break from all the daily bullshit that goes on in Facebook or Twitter or any social media about politics.  The shit that goes on there has made me completely crazy.  People won't compromise. People won't listen to any other opinions other than his or hers.  I am fucking sick of it.
     
It's OK for you to have a favorite football team and discuss that with your friends. It's OK for you to have a favorite TV show that you can discuss with your friends.  But try to discuss left wing , or right wing policies or ideas......Holy Shit.....
      
But Boobs !!!!! You can have a conversation with friends all day long about front boobs, big boobs, little boobs, side boobs, fake boobs, or whatever......And guess what ?     No fighting, No arguments, no feelings getting hurt.  Why can't that same thing happen in politics ?   

Thursday, June 8, 2017

Back to Business


Time to get back to basics. Time to realize how really fucked up this world is.  Nah, that's not true. The world is fine, it's only the people in it that are really fucked up.
       
Lets be fair.  Life is really one big fat Seesaw ! Growing up, I thought life was pretty simple. We played on a seesaw and realized that either you were up, or you were down. (Unless of course, the girl below was on the other side. If that was the case, you were fucked in the air. )  It's that simple. You went up, or you went down.  You actually did them both.  Sure, we tried to stay level and not go anywhere, but lets face it. That never worked and it certainly doesn't in this world either.
      
Sometimes is just too hard to balance life and do what we want. I was actually writing pretty often, and then hardly writing.  Balancing my life has certainly been a seesaw effect as well.  I'm ready now to go all in.  Fuck being politically correct. Fuck not giving my opinion. Fuck worrying about hurting any one's feelings.  Be careful now when reading my next blog (or life's lesson as I like to call it) as the sexual, emotional, hypocrisy, cynicism is just beginning.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Bye Bye Forever

Goodbye Circus

Wave goodbye. Say goodbye. Remember the past. Think of all the good memories. Close your eyes and just do a little back peddling.  OK, just pretend you have short term memory loss and only remember the good old days ! Yup, they are going,        goingand soon will all be gone.  You are completely fucked if you start thinking or remembering the Good Old Days.
Were you ever a kid ?  Of course that is a stupid question.  Did you ever go to the circus ?  Of course that is another stupid question. Do you miss seeing the Elephants ? Of course you do.  If your a New Yorker, or ever visited New York, you obviously saw or rode in a horse and buggy around Central Park.. Well, hopefully you will get to see that one day, unless of course those stupid fucking environmentalists that are claiming cruelty to horses and want to end that as well.  Fuck all this crap already.  Lets keep some of the good old days. How much of this can we take????
   
We miss you
Try to get a decent pastrami sandwich in NY anymore.  Even the famed Carnegie Deli is gone.  I better finish this faster before something else I love is gone.

     

Try to go shopping in some of those wonderful department stores we grew up with. I dare you to go to Marshall Fields, Or Filenes basement, and some of the other Giants who are now gone.
    

How about buying a good book, or some tapes, or VCR's, or Cd's or something else like this ?  Go lounge around Tower Records, or walk into Borders ?   Oh wait.....they are gone as well.
       
So lets just go to some of the great sports stores. Herman's, Sports Authority and so on......It just doesn't end.
Howard Johnson's hotels and restaurants are familiar to all of us baby boomers.  Who didn't look forward to stopping there for some food ?  What about the Catskill mountains in upstate New York ?  100 % of the hundreds of hotels and bungalow colonies are completely gone. Aww....gotta watch "Dirty Dancing" again.
     



Hello Dolly
Things go, vanish, disappear, leave, and never ever will return.  BUT.....Thank Goodness for Strip Clubs. They come, they go, they come back, and they stay.  Guess we finally caught a break.

 

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Bookmarks (orig posted 7/24/2012)

I remember growing up and seeing bookmarks everywhere.  They were even in books while they were being read. They had bookmarks for everything. Every sport, every movie, every hobby, every food, in fact there probably was a bookmark for your bookmarks...... People used to read real live books back in the day.  There were hard covered books and these newer ones that were paperback.  There weren't lots of bookstores, but there was this thing called a library all over the place.
I especially remember all those Christmas related bookmarks that were sold everywhere Christmas cards were sold.  Twas the days of books and bookmarks.
Funny how things have changed...  There are still bookmarks, but now they are on our computers, smart phones, kindles, readers, and almost every mobile device made today.  Gone are the days of books, as well as the soon to be passing of Book Stores.  After all, more and more of us are reading what we want on our mobile device. No need to ever go to a bookstore, or the library for that matter.  Fuck, everything we need to read or want to find out about is at our fingertips 24/7 without ever going out.
     The nice thing about all of this is that we no longer have to buy bookmarks.  Think of the money we are saving ? In fact, think of the money we are really saving on books , newspapers, and magazines by reading and subscribing to them online ?   In fact how many bookstores in your neighborhood have you seen closed recently ?
But I have a bitch about bookmarks today.  If your like me, you have lots of bookmarks on your computer.  They are wonderful when you want to find a certain web site or program really quick. But are they ?     I keep my in alphabetical order.  Actually, I keep mine in alphabetical order only when some of these sites let me.
Here is the problem with some of these asshole companies, and I have to admit they are definitely in the minority.  Amazon, Bank of America, Google, Picasa, Pandora, and companies like that are wonderful and make it real easy to bookmark their sites. They even have their little logo next to it that makes it even a little more familiar.
        BUT......then comes the stupid fucking companies that like to make it difficult for us. These are the companies that decide to put something in front of their name for the sole purpose of fucking up the wonderful alphabetical order that once made it fairly easy to find something when you have about 400 or 50 bookmarks...I am talking about the Comcast's of the world that insist on saving their name as "Home, Comcast", or people like Pay Pal who like the "My Account -Pay Pal, and those like Yahoo who insist on the "My Yahoo"......   Why do these companies insist on fucking up my life and making it so difficult to search for a simple bookmark ?
You would think I was asking for something really difficult....So please Mr. Company that I might want to bookmark.......please just put your name there when I save your page....I really don't give a shit if its mine, my, your, home, at , or whatever.......just the facts sir.   Thank you.
       
      
     
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