Saturday, October 15, 2016

( I Don't ) Care Labels

What is fucking worse than bringing home that new, wonderful shirt you just bought and unpacking it and putting it away ?  Oh wait !!!! You finally decided to check out the label so you know how to wash it.  Right.  A simple task that should only take a couple of seconds ??????    Ha Ha Ha.
These fucking idiots working in the designing department have finally figured out a way to drive each and every consumer crazy.  I am positive there is a conspiracy brewing to finally demoralize every single consumer.  They must be trying to develop a country of their own with people that walk around saying "what", "huh, "how", and "why".

I am convinced those individuals preparing these care labels have suffered unhappy childhoods, along with severe beatings, and severe mean, nasty tricks played on them on a constant basis.
It used to be a very simple procedure.  There was one simple care label that stated in English only those simple instructions.  "Wash in warm water and tumble dry low"  It was very simple and effective...........BUT......not anymore.
Today, anything we buy is made in countries we can no longer pronounce, much less recognize.  What we buy is no longer made of natural fibers, but with combinations of fibers we not only never heard of, but also cannot pronounce.

Bottom line .......Hopefully you have someone you know who is a size or two smaller than you who really loves and admires everything you wear.  Now that is the real definition of getting fucked while shopping.


Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Boobs We Know

There are so many types of boobs.  Here in the USA we have two that are very much in
the news on a daily basis.  In fact, one of them will shortly be the next president of the United States. 
Not only has this become comic relief, it has also become pathetic.  What is worse 
is the Facebook posts and nasty comments from those on Facebook.  That nastiness, only opinion that matters attitude, know it all amateur  politicians, assholes that have no idea what they are talking about, and every other ridiculous, pathetic, and cynical comments that are made by friends. Some feel the need to post shit every single day regardless of it having any substance.  I guess if politicians can speak with no substance, so can everyday friends and acquaintances..

One would think this was the end of the world. I am amazed the comments and pictures that are posted by friends and others on facebook.  At first I let it bother me, but soon realized that opinions are like assholes.............every single person has one.

It almost makes me want to become a fan of Kim Kardashian.........OMG....Where is my gun ?????

Friday, October 7, 2016

Boobs are Back

 The other day I spoke of Rapists, Sexists, and related nonsense.  Therefore, in these next
few days I feel compelled to get real and return to my roots and write a little something about Boobs.  After all, what can be more important during this forthcoming election than the thought of Boobs ?
So get ready. Set your mental clock to check for , and stay home and do nothing until this latest say nothing, do nothing, make believe , ridiculous, and dumb blog gets to your inbox.
What are you thinking ?

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Wednesday, October 5, 2016


Where do we begin ?  Where do we end ?  Who is a Racist ?  Why is everything so questionable ?  Why don't we take the time to think about some of these things, as opposed to listening to every single group that will oppose anything ?  I grew up in New York City where I went to school with every race, every religion, every type of person that I never knew existed.

I had black friends, Asian friends, Spanish friends, etc., although back then we didn't call anyone that.  We referred to each other as spics, niggers, wasps, kikes, chinks, goons, guinea, slanty eyes, four eyes, lefty, pimple face, fat boy, along with a million other names.  This was done not out of hate, not out of disrespect, not to be mean, but only we all had nicknames and that was the way it was.  I was about 10 thru my teenage years that I was part of this. We only did this and said this to friends, which in those days was very plentiful.  After all, growing up in NY, there were kids everywhere.
Then it happened. We grew up, went into the military, went to college, and sort of disbanded and moved to other areas.  And then it stopped.  The language and the maturing and the times seemed to have changed all of us.  We knew that we had become grownups and all that fun stuff was behind us.  But now its all changed and expanded.

Celebrities are being accused of rape, and being sexist. Racism is rampart and getting worse daily. People no longer give a shit about each other.  As a kid, when we were in a fight (which was pretty often) it was over as fast as it started.  We would simple say I give up and that was it.  We would shake hands and were friends again.  Not today..Today you give up and get your gun and shoot the other person.  Athletes are involved in Rape, Racist remarks, and accused of being sexist if you make a wrong remark.
I'm sick of all this shit.  I'm sick of protesters , protesting over everything and causing most of the problems. I'm sick of name calling. I'm sick of bullying. I'm sick of people getting accused of being a rapist for simply making an off beat joke in the office.
Isn't it time we stopped all this crap and begin to worry and be concerned about the important things in life ?