Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Strip Clubs and More

Yuk...Yuk....Uk.......What is the problem with Strip Clubs ? Strip Clubs are great and attract a wonderful class of people. OK, maybe not always....but.......they are great.
How does this differ from Wrestle mania ? What is worse ?  Crooked Politicians ?  Rapist ? Child Offenders ? Thieves ? Murders ?  Gun Violence ? Illegal Immigration ? Drug Abuse ? Terrible Storms ?     Oh wait....I was simply going through some of the headlines in today's local newspaper.

Live and let live.....Oh, how is this any different than the newest trend in trendy Wall Street in NY ? And that being Sexy shoe babes cleaning your shoes or boots.  For a few extra bucks you can get your leather polished at a Financial District shop staffed by hot female workers clad in skimpy shorts and tank tops. I don't understand why they haven't done this at Strip Clubs already ? It certainly make sense and probably will be as popular as a lap dance.
It's only $7.00 per shine plus tip, of course.  Shit....A good strip club costs less... I am not sure what the point of all this is, but surely I must be going somewhere with this.
Aughh.........Charlie Brown....actually Peanuts voice actor pleaded guilty to stalking and threatening to kill two women...He might get three years in prison.....WTF......Are all voice characters this fucked up, or is this just the beginning of bigger things to come ?  He should have simply gone to a strip club to chill out.

And finally a thing for all you wonderful women reading CRaPUSA. Women who wear bras will have saggier boobs than those who don't, says new research.....Wow....What a great thing for Women and especially for us guys.........God Bless America....  Oh shit....This was a French Scientist who did this research for the past 15 years.. I wonder how much information he got from strip clubs ?
     I'm done.
          (and what is worse, is the fact I wrote this in April of 2013)

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Amen Brother

 If one more person tells me to type "Amen" after some stupid fucking thing they just posted on Facebook, I am going to scream ! What gives with some people needing and wanting to see that word "Amen" ?
It won't do a damn thing. It won't solve anything. It won't make anything look or feel better. It won't be read by anyone but yourself.  In other words, what is the fucking point of it all ?  All it does is piss me off and give me a reason to tell the whole world how fucking stupid you really are .
Oh wait a second. There is also those of you who insist on telling me to copy and paste this on my status.  Well, fuck you also.  It's my status and if I wanted to put something on it, I would have done it without going through the hassle of cutting and pasting some stupid damn thing that you happen to have seen, thought of, or been dumb enough to copy and paste on your status.
Rather than spending the time to tell all your friends to cut and paste some stupid thing, I suggest you take the time to see some shrink and discuss this with him or her.
Stick your finger up your ...
Oh, and prey tell, what have we here now ?  Right, the old put your finger on this, or press here, or touch this for 20 minutes and see what happens.   Notice the colors turning blurry, or shock waves running through your body, or lightening starting to happen outside or having a sudden urge to vomit !  Nothing is going to happen.

Mark Zuckenberg, Bill Gates, or Harry Truman is not going to magically appear.  Please don't ask me to type anything because it's only going to make me realize what a stupid fucking idiot you really are ........Well, not really because I already knew that.
And really !!!! Do I want to see you naked ????????  OK, I am really screaming now and you are really lucky that you can't hear me.
And your stupid cards that you post with stupid sayings ?  Stick them up your ass and see what happens.  I don't care that your serious and want to save the children, animals , elderly, environment, all health issues, problems everywhere, etc. etc.

I don't want to save anything. I want the world all fucked up. That is how it's supposed to be.  If God wanted to save the world, he would have done it already. Besides, if you save one thing, there will be two others that will pop up, so do yourself a favor and let things just be.
This says it all....Plain and Simple.



Monday, May 23, 2016

Bye Bye Chelsea Handler

Goodbye Chelsea, it's been lots of fun.  We spent a few years together laughing, having a good time, listening to your stories, your funny bits, your craziness, and so on, while I was simply lying around waiting to go to sleep. You then ended your late night show on E, and I was able to go to sleep a little earlier.
Alas, and fast forward almost a year and you have come back to me looking and acting a little different. You are now on Netflix and have a completely new type of late night show that really sucks.  But it just doesn't suck.  It sucks big time. It's not funny, your guests are boring and quite frankly I don't give a shit about your dog walking around the stage and smelling every one's balls who comes near you. But then again, that is just me.
I can tolerate your huge tits and your willingness to show them all over the place. Although I don't quite understand why, I give you credit for that.  Not many 40 year old's care to expose themselves to that degree.  I do however, have a problem with your political views.  While it's not so much your own political views, it's more of the fact that I don't understand what makes you so supreme to expect your audience to listen to your political shit on a nightly basis ?  Your not a news show,  your certainly not a political show, your an entertainment show.

Therefore Chelsea Handler, I would like to know who and what gives you the right to want to eat, sleep and fuck Hillary Clinton on a daily basis, and constantly poke fun at Donald Trump ? Sure, political humor is funny when it is political humor and meant to entertain us.. But when you simply choose to endorse Hillary and bash Trump solely because that is what you feel...........well.......that sucks.   It's not funny.  It's not entertaining... It's not anything I want to see on a nightly basis. Bottom line is that no one cares about your views and how upset you get. It's just not your job to tell everyone who to vote for. Its your job to entertain us. (At least that is the reason I have been watching you in the past)
So, Until you change your show to a political or news program, I am going to assume this nonsense is your way of trying to be funny.  In either case it sucks and my message to you is go fuck yourself. Or, if you decide that you want to be entertaining once again ?????? well maybe I might begin to watch you again.  (although I really doubt it) .

Saturday, May 14, 2016

I Love U Facebook........I Hate U Facebook

I love Facebook.  I love it so much, I'm ready to throw my computer out the window.  I can't decide if some of my friends of FB are Completely brilliant or are just the dumbest assholes I know ?  I am not sure if they believe some of the prayers they ask me to re-post, or simply have formed a new religion and are trying to recruit me.
I love Facebook. I think it's wonderful that a tool has arrived that refuses to let me forget anyone's birthday that is my closest friend, family member, or the local bartender who might be our friend.  It's wonderful being reminded and then feeling like a piece of shit when you forget anyway and see that person thanking everyone but you the following day.
I love Facebook.  I especially love seeing pictures of friends that I haven't seen in many years.  Usually I am able to recognize them.  Sometimes they are very well disguised.  Sort of looks like every real estate persons business card with a 20 year old picture of them on it.
I Love Facebook.  However, I'm convinced I might change my name to "Nobody"... This is just a perfect example of the many motivational posts that are made daily.  I can't stand those fucking posts telling me what I need to do to wind up in Heaven...Fuck You and your motivational shit...Post some good Rants that are perfect for your boring daily routine.  Don't try to motivate me.


I Love Facebook.......But please, please, please,  Keep your fucking political views to yourself.  There are some clowns that insist on posting stupid, uncalled for dumb shit about any politician or party they don't like.  This irritates me because it's just as bad as all the negative crap that goes on in any political race anyway.  Why can't we just be above that ?  It doesn't bother me, however, because I have already blocked those assholes.  
I Love Facebook.....Will someone please tell me where this button is ?  I would love one to be able to add it to someones post when they post every single thing they are doing that day ?  I don't care what your doing unless of course your going out to a show or dinner or something fun. Sure, it's nice to see what your up too. ?????  But I really don't give a fuck that you went to your refrigerator and got out a really nice ripe apple...Choke on it.
I Love Facebook......and I am so happy you have a dog or cat or some other strange kind of animal...But again, I don't give a shit what your pet eats for breakfast of that it's in bed with you. Hopefully it is shitting all over your bed now as you read this.
I Love Facebook.....but if your a real estate friend and decide to use Facebook to show your listings, or some other bull shit way to sell something, your blocked.  Get a work page on Facebook and stop boring your friends with your business.

I Love Facebook.......However, if I see one more picture of your ugly kid on a daily basis and what he is doing I am going to scream..Lock the kid up in the closet and let the rest of us enjoy the good things about Facebook....Whatever they may be....
I Love Facebook......If, however, you went out last night and had a wonderful affair, or some wild sex, and felt like posting pictures, along with giving graphic comment with views, suggestions, etc......please, please, please......Feel Very Free to share this with all your friends.  Now we are getting to the important stuff........