Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronxboy Ranting"

Monday, February 24, 2014

World of Assholes

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....

Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life! My ex-wife is the
biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life! My ex-husband is the biggest
fucking asshole I've ever met in my life! Enough said.....you get it.

This is also an asshole

OK. So there are many types of assholes. You know plenty and I guarantee you I know even more. As a matter of fact, a vast majority of them live in my condominium. Now I have to qualify this as to the exact proportion of assholes living here. There are some really wonderful people in my building that I really like and adore. (Oh, so maybe that accounts for 3 out of 110 families ). There are also some basically nice people that maybe fall into the 40% mark. Holy Shit....That leaves about 60% of first class, prime assholes. Don't be so fucking surprised. I am sure that each and everyone of you reading this crap has the same percentage in your apartment, street where you live, your workplace, any organization you belong too, any religious gathering, and everywhere you shop.....just to mention a few.

It's a fact. It's a way of life. It's just the way things are.. People are just assholes and they are everywhere. I would really love to go into detail about it, but if you happen to live in a co-op or condominium anywhere in the US, you know exactly what I am talking about. Even if you are just renting somewhere, you fit into this equation. Lets face it ?????? At least half of all board members and probably 90 % of building managers , building office staff, and all other building employees fall into this category. Now you also know this is true, so there is no need to go further. But, and I repeat the But part........If you have any sort of a homeowners association, board of directors, or any other governing body, you know exactly what I am talking about.

People in general cannot make decisions. When they finally do, they wind up questioning it. Eventually, they want to reverse the decision they had trouble making in the first place. Usually, this will involve more than one asshole, so there will be several of these A holes now sticking together and agreeing on something that we all know is wrong.

Think this is my building

It's settled.....Time for me to move......Let's have some fun: Send me, or write on the comment tab some of your experience with assholes...Maybe we can all share on some of the fun from all over the world...I will publish them as asshole extensions in a few weeks.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Real Good CRaP is Coming

CRaPUSA

Really, Really, Really good CRaP is about to come. I promise you. Actually, I really think
so. Maybe it will happen.

#CRaPUSA

OK. So my mind has been shut down for a little bit now..........BUT...........I'm back, and I am more pissed than ever about some of the shit going on....AND.........I am going to share all of that with you...So please, don't give up on me (at least not yet), and be just a little patient. The lobotomy is just about kicking in.

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

What are "Super Boobs" ????

Super Boob

I am so fucken sure you never expected this ? Lets face it. Boobs come in all sizes, shapes, colors, and are everywhere.

They come in boxes, they come in medical offices, they come from synthetics, and every once in a while, they come naturally. I am so not a boob person. I probably can't stand 90% of our elected politicians, and maybe will tolerate the other 10%. I also am convinced that if we gave some guy from the Bronx a wonderful title, paid him $20 per hour without benefits, and got him a wonderful throne to sit on with a quarter in his hand.............well, he will do a better job than our government. Oh, now you wonder what the quarter is for ? Simple my friend. For him to toss up every time a decision has to be made...Heads is yes or positive and tails it's no or negative. Problem solved. Go home congress and senate and get some jobs house painting or something that you are qualified doing.

Chuck and Harry ????????????? Maybe you jerks can become the next Harry and David, or Ben and Jerry, or Martin and Lewis..... You guys are clowns.

Oh wait.....My dear Lady G or Justin B.....Your no fucking better. What the hell is wrong with this world ? I can go onto sports or any other legitimate business or personality there is. The results will all be the same.
Maybe it's time for a world of legalized drugs, legalized prostitution, legalized gambling, and let law enforcement worry about only one thing.....Crime....Think about it. If prostitution were legal, all the politicians would be busy with them and would not have the time to make all these stupid decisions. If gambling were legal, all this corporate theft would come to a halt as these execs would be too busy gambling. And of course, if drugs were legal, most of the bad guys would be too high to even consider doing some bad crime...