Stupid Blog's.........a rerun from Nov 2010

I write a Crappy Blog. I know it's crappy, yet people read it and like it because most of it is real.  We do live in a world of bullshit and we do see all these stupid, cynical, ridiculous, and pathetic things everyday of our lives.  We laugh about it and we talk about it and we even get pissed about it........but we are very much aware of it.  I write this crap basically for me.  I can't believe all the shit that is going on and I somehow manage to notice most of it.  I am able to laugh it off most of the time, but judging from the comments and emails I receive, there are lots of people that feel the way I do.
      Let's face it.  We get pissed when we travel, we get pissed with our wives or husbands, we get pissed in restaurants, we get pissed while driving, we get pissed at our neighbors, we get pissed when something breaks, we get pissed when our kids fuck-up, we get pissed in the supermarket, we get pissed at the price of gas, we get pissed when our favorite sports team loses, we get pissed when we see a lousy movie, we get pissed ???????????????????????? many times during the day.
The great thing is not to let it bother you. Make fun of the situation. Make it an occasion.  Make it a Blog ???????????  Oh Crap......That is what I did.

        I like to laugh. I like to have fun. I like to pick on things. I like to start trouble. But I really like laughing and smiling.  I love looking at other blogs.  Have you ever gone to the next blog and peeked ?????? I am amazed at how many dumb ass blogs there are.  Blogging about kids ???????That really takes the cake.  I have never seen so many ugly kids whose parents think they are gorgeous. There are bloggers about houses, sports, pictures, holidays and holiday vacations, school clubs, cars, hobbies, in fact everything in every language imaginable.  Some of them are great. Some of them are pathetic. Some of them are actually funny because they are so lame.  But the wonderful thing is they make me laugh, so in my book, they have done the right thing.  So, I hope you continue to enjoy some of the crap that I write about, and hopefully some of it will hit home.

   

"Everything Old Is New Again"

  Peter Allen was one of my favorite entertainers from years gone by. Everything Old is New Again has the same meaning as this past years blogs of CRAP.  I spent some time looking at the nearly 200 blogs that I have put on line this past year and really do agree that some are really crap.  Only kidding, although the first couple really did suck and they hopefully seemed to improve as time went on.

     We did have some fun this past year.  In looking back, I seem to have found lots of subjects to write and get pissed about.  The funny thing is that every now and then I managed to write something that was true, educational, fun to read, and didn't piss anyone off. Some of those were "Going Going Gone", "Stick Ball", "A Mountain Rat", and maybe one or two others.  I guess the real fun was about the following:    Classy Crap, VIP lounge, NYC in the 70's, Rip Off Rip Off, AMT vs most Ladies, I Really Tried, Will the Real Dumbwaiter Please Stand, Easy Open Package My Ass, Dress Codes, Logo's........................one of my all time favorites was Fired from My Job about my short tenure with the Census Bureau in which I wrote more than one.................Getting Off certainly rates high on the list............ Not Made in America, Blond Vs Blonde, Verification Codes, Rent a Wife, Prunes, Body Scanners at Airports, Ex Wife from Hell, Comcast, Do You Speak English,   blah blah blah...
      Just look in the archives and type in some keywords about the Crap you might be looking for. I really thought this would be a good way to end 2010.  I also would like to thank you for reading this crap as it has certainly given me something to do instead of playing mafia wars on facebook, or looking at porn.  This has been much more fun as the research has been a blast and looking for pictures to match up has also been fun.  I have to admit that aside from personal peeves, the NY Post has certainly given me some ideas to expand upon. I am also amazed that people from at least 27 countries have seen or are reading CRaPUSA.  It certainly goes to show you how really fucked up this entire world is. I am joking of course, because it is a blast knowing there are so many sick people out there with my warped sense of humor.
     So don't be afraid to make comments on anything, or let me know about something that might piss you off as well. You might as well share it with all my readers. Having a sense of humor is a wonderful thing and being able to laugh at all the shit going on around us is even better.  Happy and Healthy New Year...........................................And yes.............I really hope you enjoy getting ripped off for the dinner, show, or whatever you are doing New Years Eve that you and I can do any other day of the year.