Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronxboy Ranting": crap out of the box

CRaPUSA / Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic, aka "A Bronx Boy" Why CRaPUSA ? This has been my platform for many years, writing about just fun and offbeat everything. I had a blast, until I got bored a year or so ago. Well, with the political climate, Covid, and general conditions world wide, I thought it was time to get back to my roots. I was born and raised in the Bronx, NY. Therefore, I am a Bronx Boy, which in my mind gives me the right to rant whenever I desire. So, hold on.

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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Most Deserving

Tonight, I will reveal the First Annual Reoccurring CRaPUSA Award for the highest achievement I can think of. It has taken nearly 8 months and countless studying to come up with such a worthy person. Some people are so worth the wait.

I hope I didn't let the CRaP out of the box, but this is much too important an award not to tease a little first.

Disclaimer and Voted #1

Absolutely none of the ideas expressed in this blog are actually mine. They are told to me by Luthor and Ferdinand, the five inch tall space aliens who live under my desk. In return for these ideas, I have given them permission to eat any dust bunnies they may find under there. That is the least I can do.

Luthor and Ferdinand have also voted CRaPUSA the number one read and enjoyed Blog in Eastern Iowa. Isn't that wonderful????? Thank you Luthor and Ferdinand.

Feel free to email Luthor or Ferdinand and let them know what you think of them. Luthor@crapusa.com or ferdinand@crapusa.com I am sure they will be most happy to hear from you !