Testicle Eating Fish

http://youtu.be/xYxTINCKXKU

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/11/pacu-testicle-biting-fish-spotted-scandinavia_n_3739478.html
      Sometimes, even the truth is not believable.  Swedish waters have been invaded with these Testicle eating fish. I can tell you all about it, but you surely are not going to believe a word I say...........so, click on one of the two links above and see for yourself.  How I wish I could honestly make up shit like this. Now I will never go swimming anywhere without my bathing suit.
    

I have an important question that probably has no sensible answer.  I go to a nice local gym almost every morning for about an hour. It's convenient, there are some really nice people there, it is not very large, It is really perfect for my needs.........However..... Why is it ?   The fatter a female is, the louder and more often they seem to talk on their cell phone ????  I am convinced that somehow, someway, there is a formula that directly equates pounds with loudness on the phone.....Just saying.  
    

Then of course, there is the whole social media thing, with a new program coming out on a daily basis.  Maybe not daily, but it certainly seems that way.  How many sites can one be on and how many stupid, ugly, ridiculous, pathetic, lame, dumb fucking sites are there going to be ?  I personally am tired of seeing every one's ugly fucking kids, their trips to wherever, the picture of the food they are eating, and where they are going....Who gives a shit ?  OMG, I posted a picture of my drink at a bar the other night on FB....My bad ?   But wait.....the dating sites.....I must admit that I have been on some and in the last few years I have met no-one that I would remotely consider spending more than 2 hours with.  In fact, I just might be better off swimming in Sweden and trying to find some of those testicle eating fish.........
          #crapusa