We never discuss or pay attention to the good, careful, excellent, and courteous drivers. We actually take them for granted and assume that is how everyone should be driving. Ha, Ha...
Of course that is never the case. Anyone who drives knows that everyone of the road (with you being the one exception) is a fucking dumb ass, stupid dumb shit blind as can be asshole that should not be driving.
With that being said, I will discuss some of the things that completely piss me off whenever I am driving. Not only do they piss me off, but they seem to follow me around.
I am convinced that most drivers read the "Bad Driver's Handbook for Idiots". Actually, they don't need to read that as most seem to qualify the second they get behind the wheel. I am also convinced that anyone reading this today will not only agree with me, but will have seen at least two of the following today alone.
Accidents are all around us. You can't go a day without seeing the aftermath of an accident. They are on the highway, your local street, and I am sure by one of the shopping centers you go to a regular basis. People are just stupid either pulling into a parking space or getting out of one. The best are those pulling out of a space in a super market lot and hitting a shopping cart or another car trying to get around it. That is one of my favorite things to watch. Of course there is the turning on a red light or just passing the light. That is another favorite of mine.
It's almost as though you don't even know where to begin. There are the drinkers who never realize that their consumption level is not as great as they thought or those just doing drugs. Oh and the really cool ones that are texting and talking without using a bluetooth device. Ah, the merits of modern technology.. Or what about checking out the good looking lady in the car to your left while doing 50 mph ?
Of course Sex in a car has always been my favorite. I won't get into that any deeper, but you know what I am talking about. Or the great driver that loves to turn around to face and speak to the people in the back seat.
What am I missing ? The speeders that are totally ignoring the 30mph signs, or those going 55mph in a school zone ? Or those going 10mph in a 55 mph zone ? Lets face it......This list can go on and on.
Naturally shaving, putting on make-up, lipstick, combing your hair, drinking coffee and eating, and watching You Tube videos on your smart phone are some others on top of the list. Let's face it.....this is a big problem. Here in So. Florida, I sometimes wonder how some of these old people can even see over the steering wheel, because you can't see anyone if you are behind them.
What about those poor old almost deaf people driving who cannot hear a thing ? Especially another cars horn or a police or fire engine siren. ?????
There are accidents everywhere and that is only because there are shitty drivers everywhere. And wait, I never said a thing about bad weather. Heavy Rain, Snow, Sleet, Bright Sun, Heavy winds and again I can go on and on. Naturally weather is a major factor for accidents.
Did I mention those drivers that cause accidents simply by getting out of their car ? Sure, coffee in one hand and cell phone in another. They always seem to walk into another car or bang the door of the car next to them....
I guess that is why there are so many content drivers. ???? Oh yes.....Anger........Oh well, I am getting bored. Time to go for a little ride and let the steam out. Wonder how fast I can zoom out of my condo garage without hitting anyone ?
Seriously ...........Drive Safely and Smile.
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