Thursday, May 17, 2012

National Save a Life Day



Today I am a hero. Today I saved a life....Hard to believe that I really did that, but this morning coming back from the gym I was behind one of the three women pictured above and had the good fortune to be watching her every move which caused this life saving event.
       After she finally pulled out of the parking lot while waiting for every other car in So. Florida to pass her, she immediately proceeded to pick up speed to almost 10 miles an hour. The is a single lane road with a speed limit of 35 mph....she rolled along at a continued pace of 10 mph, until she finally hit the gas and was traveling at about 60 mph, which did not last very long.  She was then back at her 10/15 mph and I was completely unable to pass or cross the double yellow line.
       It was at that precise moment that my heroics popped in and I was able to save her life......I took a deep breadth, counted to 10, and decided not to run her off the fucking road and just relax and grin and bear it......
        WTF gives with these fucking old people driving, who can barely Walk, See, Hear, or even have a clue where they are ?  It's not them I am worrying about. It is everyone else........
       And we think Bullying is Bad ?????  God help us.

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