Wednesday, March 7, 2012

It is now Officially Official

It is officially official.  Machines have beat the shit out of humans. Technology has finally won the war and has badly destroyed what little effect humans once had. The power of speech, touch, sound and togetherness is now gone.  In it's place is that little thing we carry around with us wherever we are, wherever we go and whatever we may be doing. I am referring to our mobile device's that may include but not be limited to Cell Phones, Tablets, IPads, Smart phones, laptops, and any other name you might so call them.

         It was not so long ago when only a small percentage of the population was really involved with cell phones or owned one.  Older folks had no idea what they were, nor cared. Kids didn't have one because most of their parents didn't have one themselves.  Working business people were the ones with these devices and controlled most of that business.
        We all know what this little company with a bitten Apple has done to the business.  We also know how this industry has changed our lives.

       But how has it changed our lives ? How are things different today as opposed to the 1990's ????????????????????
      Holy Shit ?  What a dumb question.  It is both wonderful and terrible at the same time.
      It is wonderful because of so many great and terrific ideas that are out there. We are an instant world. Nothing goes unnoticed and everything is fair game.  News is spread around in a matter of seconds.  We have access to learning tools that are beyond belief.  We are able to contact and send business information , health info, and anything instantly. We have a safety net of instant connection anywhere and anytime. We also have music and the best games at hand.
But what I think is completely important are things that somehow might be overlooked by others.  Lets talk about Sexting. What a wonderful thing .(Just so long as our daughters or granddaughters don't use it).  How much better would my younger days have been if this was available then ?    How wonderful are these devices for storing information in a locked file that your spouse can not find.  This could have saved and prevented so many problems as opposed to hiding pieces of paper with other females telephone numbers on there during some of my marriages.... And let us not forget going to see a hooker with the two call system. This is a breeze today as oppressed to the early days when we had to find a telephone booth and stop off and make that call.......A Telephone Booth ?????   What the Fuck is That ?   Also for all those cheating married people who can easily speak on their throw away cell phones to their cheating boy or girl friends, as opposed to taking the chance and calling from your home phone years ago.......Busted ??????   Ahhhhhhhh....the good of the modern day mobile device.

       But for every little bit of good, a little bit of shit must come as well......Now we have those stupid fucks yakking away on their phone in their cars and not paying attention to the road....I hate these bastards more than anything.  Of course we all have our list of misuse of phone users.. Here are some of my biggest pet peeves..........Loud talking on the phone in the gym, restaurants, or other places of business. Probably the worst offenders are the texting assholes at the movies. Somehow I just want to take that smartphone and stick it right up their ass.... What is your biggest peeve ? I know you have one.
     Naturally I have only covered a few of the many pros and cons of these wonderful devices we do not leave home without....
      Only in America kids.

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