I can really do this. Really, I promise.. I alone can and will resolve this housing crunch, but only if every person will listen to me and do exactly what I say. It's relatively easy and I really don't give a shit what all the economists or government people or agencies have to say. My concept will work.
The first phase of this wonderful idea is to watch the video below about hiring a real estate person to sell your house. Although this is several years old, all the facts and information are probably true today as I am sure you will agree after viewing it.
Hiring a Real Estate Person (click on link)
OK. Now you are on your way. I assume you have seen the video and know what you really want to sell your home for. You have now spoken to tops 2 different real estate people and if your a guy, have probably decided on the one with the great personality and looks. After all, your not stupid and you certainly know what you are doing. (at least think so).
So you are either in their office, or in the comfort of your home and you have been handed such a load of shit about how your home will be sold fast. Why ? Because whatever company they are connected with has the most exposure on line and whenever anyone searches for a property yours will be the first one that appears. You will hear so much shit that you really want to buy your own house that you are trying to sell right on the spot....You will look at charts and you will feel so good that you can't wait to sign the fucking one year contract with a 6% commission to them right away.....Now your hooked.....Or should I say Fucked. You have just signed a one year agreement with the devil.
The first week or so you will have a few people looking at your home or condominium if you are lucky and will get that wonderful feeling that a sale will be happening soon. I am now convinced this real estate person has an aunt or some close relatives that are used exclusively for this type of situation. This is a scam and needs to be watched. (possibly).
So here, finally, is my brilliant conclusion on fixing the housing market. Lets face it. When things were really good, these agents were trying to lower your asking price so that it would sell one, two , three. During good times a trained monkey can sell a home.
We know that things are a little tough right now, but that is only because of those greedy fuckers who bought homes they couldn't afford several years ago, and the greedy real estate agents and banks pushed these sales. Actually, the greedy real estate people were just as much to blame as the banks...People are by nature stupid, so we can't put any of the blame on them...Well, that was then and we all know about the collapse of the market as a result.
Now here comes the solution....Almost......Now, these same money hungry greedy fucking real estate people have banded together (in a private meeting they all had somewhere) and have decided to force each and every seller to lower their price. They will hound you day and night telling you that it will not be sold at the price you have it listed for. They are a relentless band of brothers that will stick together and see that each and every (almost) person in the USA drops their price on a daily basis. Naturally this becomes a domino effect and before long everyone is doing it. You know, monkey see, monkey do...........Here is my solution......If someone want to buy and nobody reduced their price.......they would buy.......It is that simple....There will always be supply and there will always be demand.......Each and Every Home Seller can end this crisis by telling their Real Estate Agent the following........"Go Fuck Yourself".......The price is what it is and not a penny more.....You want to sell it for less simply deduct the fucking outrageous 6% commission you are getting.
I feel so much better now that I have solved the worlds Housing Crisis.
Only in America kids......only in America
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