Saturday, December 10, 2011

Holiday Bullshit


Lets face it. It is holiday time and time for all the bullshit in the world.....There is other bullshit, but today I really would like to concentrate on shit related to holidays.... Naturally December is the big time for holiday spirit, buying presents, going out, and even being forced to listen to bullshit politicians.
     It's the time of the year for all the bullshit Santa outfits....For men, for women, for children, and for just about anyone stupid enough to wear one.  The checkout girls at my local market are now wearing Santa hats and don't they look stupid. The malls all across America have Santa's working and walking around. The stores within the malls also have them....In fact, they are all over the place. Look at the video above this....Even the hookers are wearing Santa outfits......Tell me this is not just bullshit and the whole thing hasn't completely gotten out of line ?

     Oh right. Now I have to look at fucking wreaths on cars ?  Yup.  These decorations are popping up all over the place both on new and used cars.  WTF is wrong with people ?  Aren't there enough decorations in every single shopping center in America no matter how small it is ?  Aren't there enough homes and office buildings nicely decorated with holiday stuff ?  It's bad enough that stupid people wear dumb Santa hats, but c'mon now.........isn't there a limit to wreath's ? 

      And what about Christmas Sale's ?  There were sales before Christmas, now they will be during Christmas and then After Christmas Sales ?????? Enough already....We are not stupid. Enough of this SALE bullshit. Common sense tells you that stuff cannot be on sale all the time. Duh ???? Manufacturers and retailers are there to make money....I give up. I am tired of all these bullshit sales and the unrealistic prices that have been put on initially.  I spent most of my life in the manufacturing business and know that you have to make this thing called a Profit to stay in business....Are the American people so stupid that seeing the word SALE makes them want to buy whatever it is......???

     Of course to add insult to injury is the fact of trying to park your car while shopping for these so called Sale Items ?  That is bullshit also....It has become impossible to find a parking space on the weekend in the month of December.  I can rant about this for hours, but the simple solution is too force these malls to make their employees park at the farthest area from the stores instead of close by as they are usually the first to arrive. But why do something sensible. More Bullshit.

     But sometimes good things come out of bad situations.  The local bars and restaurants somehow manage to come up with some pretty good promotions during these times to lure us into their establishments. Usually they are done with sex and booze ??????   How can you fault that ?

            I could probably rant on for a while, but let me close on a simple note or as one would probably refer to this as.........A Cock blocker ?????   Yup.....More Bullshit, in fact Completely More Bullshit......But guess what ?  Their politicians and we expect them to Bullshit.














  And of course something even worse than politicians.........The same TV commercial that has been on forever about this tax service with this goofy guy saying the same thing in the same commercial for however long forever is ???? Hi, I'm Patrick Cox, founder of Tax master......blah blah.......I want to see someone stick a Patrick Cox in him during this same commercial. How can a company continue to show this same shit commercial for such a long period of time...That has to top today's Bullshit.
    

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