Masturbation

  Lets be real.. I know you masturbate, or have masturbated. I don't even have to think twice about it. The mere fact that you read this crap lets me know you are part of the normal people that do masturbate.  Of course there is mental masturbation as well as physical masturbation.

     I was totally amazed when I googled Masturbation to see the different results.. In fact, just looking at this link  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation  from Wikipedia, is basically like visiting a porn site.

No, Masturbating is not a crime......At least most of the time ?????  Actually, when you come right down to it, "The only reason to have sex is so that you have something to think about when you masturbate"

     There are many figures about how often we masturbate.  Men.....this is an area where we really beat the Ladies..... (Is this a good thing ?).  Actually, young boys in their teens lead the parade doing this several times daily. It does however decrease. The funny thing is asking your friends if, and how often they do it ????? You will laugh your ass off when you hear some of their answers.  Depending on who your friend is, you will know how he or she is simply bullshitting you...

    
     Masturbation has to be very good for the economy.  After all, simply go into any of the many sex shops around and check out the toys for both men and women.  As part of research for this very educational blog, I did just that today. I love the creativeness of some of these toys. I was also lucky enough to follow around 2 Asian girls who were explaining the workings of some of them to a friend of theirs.  This was even an education to someone like me.  (By the way....thanks girls) . 

So there really is no purpose to this other than to hear my approval for this. Why not make it a holiday ???  Yeah....Masturbation Day..........Why not make this a sport ???  Can you see an Olympic event called Masturbating ???  Why doesn't Hallmark make Masturbating Cards ?  Why isn't there a masturbation channel on TV ????  Oh yes there is.........it's called Porn......   I really think we are on to something here but I guess that will Cum later ???????