Am I stupid ? Yes, I am very stupid and so are most of you !!!!!!! Every single time we are forced to watch one of those stupid TV commercials and expected to really not only buy the stupid product.......But frigging believe and expect them to work ??????? Give me a break. A perfect example (in my opinion, of course) is this dumb ass ad for HD Aviator Glasses as pictured in the video above.
Whenever I see this add, I really laugh to myself. First of all the use of the HD really kills me. WTF does HD mean to them ???? To us it means High Definition. But......and I repeat again, But this ad never uses the words High Definition in conjunction with the glasses.. It seems to only be inferred. They simply say HD. What does that mean ??? Does HD stand for Hugh Dement ? The shipping clerk for this company. Does it stand for Hey Dummies ? Referring to you and me, the potential customer ? I really have no idea, although this is merely one of the many commercials that drive me crazy. First it is the pitch. Then it is the Act Now part that will give you another one free. Then there is the Almighty cool part of the commercial. The part telling us that we have to pay Separate Shipping and Handling Charges........ Obviously, Mr. Hugh Dement has not figured out how to put this second pair of glasses (or other product) in the same box or package. Mr. Dement has not seen the shipping ads for UPS, or the USPS who clearly tell other idiots how to save money on shipping. That little shipping and handling charge will be more than the cost of 2 pair of these Hey Dummies glasses...... Just think and you do the math........glasses made in some country close to China that none of us can pronounce. Labor, equipment, supplies, rent, shipping to USA, salaries for Hugh Dement and his team, countless hours of prime time TV commercials, cost of making these commercials, warehouse costs in USA, company payroll, utilities, and the other 15 things I cannot think of right now. If you can do all that and make a great product and make money ?????????????? I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on the day of your choice. Give me a fucking break.....
But these HD glasses are not the only thing that piss me off. There are tons of products like that. How do they manage to be on prime time news shows, or on major stations ?? How many stupid people are there in the USA ? Or is this world wide ?
Do you think you can really look that good in 60 minutes ?
Can you really clean a litter box like this ?
Wouldn't you love to see a Playtex package dropped like above ?
Let's face it.....I am not stupid and you are not stupid. These suits coming up with these Amazing Products and Offers are the stupid ones. They are only in their jobs long enough to screw a certain amount of people. Then a new offer will come along with another bunch of dumb suits coming at us with some new, better, improved, fantastic, creative way to sell the product.
Don't be Stupid. We get what we pay for in this world.
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