Dumb Ass News.........Really

Really now.......The White House is locked in a debate on whether or not to release the death pictures of Osama bin Laden.  Reportedly you can see this scumbags brains. Does anyone really give a shit. I am convinced OBL is dead.  It is very obvious, otherwise he would have hosted Saturday Night Live this week.  Let's move forward to important shit and see who is going to play Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat, the movie.
        

Cops bust cockfighting ring at children’s party (from last blog)

Dayton, Texas - Acting on an anonymous tip, deputies from the Liberty County Sheriff’s Office showed up at a property in Dayton, Texas - northeast of Houston - to investigate a report of a cockfighting operation. When they arrived, the officers discovered a children’s party underway, complete with a water slide and a picnic table. But suspects began to emerge from behind the innocent revelry, fleeing to their vehicles and on foot into the tree line, upon seeing the deputies. Several suspects sped away in their cars, some even crashing into one another and driving through a wooden fence. As the children stood by the water slide, crying, police officers discovered a grisly scene of dead and dying fowl - some suffering severe blood loss and cuts. The birds were found just feet from where the children were playing.   (see link)
How pathetic is that ????????

       Vallejo, California - A woman escaped two would-be robbers who allegedly accosted her in the driveway of her home. A female victim was just getting home, parked in her driveway and was getting stuff out of her car, when she was approached by two suspects, both black males age 18 to 25 and both wearing black hoodies. Suspect No. 1 stuck the gun in the victim’s ribs and demanded money. So, she took some money from her purse and gave it to them. But they demanded more, so she said she had more inside. The victim told the assailants to wait by her vehicle on the driveway. They complied while she went into her garage closing the door behind her. I doubt if I have to tell you what happened next.

          I am not really sure if most of this is just so pathetic, or people and events are so dumb... What really makes this so much worse, is the fact it is all true.  There is no way that I could even top these by adding a little fiction.
        The above picture came from Boston and reported by Reuters.....The smell of marijuana smoke is no longer enough reason for police to order someone out of a car, now that pot has been decriminalized in Massachusetts. The states highest court declared last week.

        This is too incredible to believe.  In my hometown of NYC, some livery cab drivers, often called to crime ridden neighborhoods that yellow cabs tend to ignore, are being armed with bulletproof vests, an advocacy group said the other day.  WTF would anyone want to drive a cab under those circumstances ????

       This is by far one of the best stories.  A woman loses her phone and guess what ?????   Spartanburg County, South Carolina - A woman recently called police to file a report about a missing cell phone. The woman told Spartanburg County deputies she lost her phone at the Copper River restaurant in Boiling Springs. The woman told police she later learned that someone found her phone and was sending nude pictures she had stored in the phone to people in her contact list.  ( I just had to post the article for proof )   I really hope she is good looking and not some really ugly chick.......
         I used to think I was pretty good at picking out things that were ridiculous, pathetic, and cynical as well...After reading some of this crap in the news, I am thinking that maybe I am not as fucked up as I think I am. Anyway, some of the major news agencies seem to be writing about stuff I remark about all the time....Makes one wonder ????? I am not sure of what,,,,,,,but something.