Thursday, April 28, 2011

Sex + Text + Drinking = Safe Driving

I hate most drivers.......They Suck......They Text......They Drink..........They Put on Makeup.....They Yak on their phone........They ?????????????????????  Do all sorts of things but drive properly.  I have no problem with drivers doing whatever they want, while they are driving.........provided of course they are able to drive responsibly and not get in my way.   Well here we go........with opinions.....I did that a few days ago.
     Seriously, the problem is not always with the drivers. Most new cars today are equipped with everything.  Some park themselves, have refrigerators in the back, have great navigation, sound, and DVD systems.  You are able to check anything from your drivers seat.  Your ass can be heated or air conditioned while your back is being gently massaged.  You can be on the phone or texting someone across the world, while checking your computer that is easily attached to the USB port right next to you.  You can remotely start your car from your house and if there is traffic or an accident, the little person inside your navigation system will let you know.
     So with all these terrific devices in your car, why shouldn't women take advantage of breast feeding their infant while driving ? Why shouldn't you smoke a joint or have another drink while driving?? Why not text your girlfriend or boyfriend and carry on a long conversation while driving ? Why not indulge in some oral sex while driving ?  Why not do any or all of the above ?  After all, the car companies have made it so that a car is merely an extension of our living room.......
     I really have no objection as to what anyone does while driving their car.  I will give you warning however.  You slow down unnecessarily, don't use directionals when turning, brake to fast, or do anything that I might not personally like............Beware.........I will be behind you yelling as fucking loud as I can for you to fuck off and go straight to hell.......But seriously..............Texting while driving ????? Really Now....
  

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