Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Sex Vs. Erectile Dysfunction = Problems

Lets face it, we all love sex. What can be better than good sex ?  Wait......Great Sex.......Sex is wonderful at any age.  It is fantastic in your teens and twenty's.  It's great in your 30's, and still fantastic into your 40's. Yikes.....Then it starts to get a little dicey into your 50's and above. I am positive it's your partner and that goes for both man or woman. Those of us have a craving for sex much more than others.  I have always been one that was never able to get enough sex.  Now that I am older, I still feel that way, but it is much harder to perform.  I am not speaking out of turn, but realize that above the age of 50................it requires some work.
I am a guy. I think like a guy. I act like a guy. I am an official member of the Man's Club. Like most older guys my age, I am probably somewhat of an animal.  There, I said it.  But that is not a bad thing at all.  I am very respectful of women. I will never abuse that, nor take advantage of a women. I treat women as nice as possible.  I like younger women.  I am not quite sure if I was able to successfully slide that by you ?  Anyway, we all have our likes and dislikes.  I love young and petite women. I never have, nor never will be able to have sex with an old or thick women. ( See how politically correct I can be? )  But that is me, and everyone is different.  I have discussed this with many of my friends and really have been able to reach a very definitive conclusion.....All men are full of shit when it comes to their discussions of having sex.  They will lie all the time.......I am completely honest.....Who am I kidding? That is so not true.
    
Those funny little pills that keep you erect are wonderful. You can buy them anywhere. On line, any doctor will give you a RX, and there are samples all over the place.  I personally love some of the ads for Cialis and Viagra the best.  You gotta admit they are funny.  I would love to make a commercial showing the facts and the before and after effect.  I would then like to make that same commercial with a pretty well built lady compared to a disgusting , cow shaped lady.  (Now ladies, please don't get mad at this, because you know this is reality).  

There is a reason for so many massage parlors and escorts around the world. I won't go into the reasoning for using their services, but we all know they are due to poor marriage's, and unfulfilled women (or men) that are in this marriage.
     I am convinced that prior to taking Viagra or one of those other E.D. drugs..........you older fellows try finding a cute, sexy, young lady and really decide if you do or do not need one of these little blue pills.  I think you will be in for a real surprise.


1 comment:

  1. Let's be honest Mr. Plato's retreat. You've had your share of the litter. Just because you are a Cynical, Ridiculous and Pathetic old man doesn't mean you have to rain on everyone's parade.

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