Several weeks ago I wrote about annoying , funny, and banned commercials. One would think it is time to let a dead horse lie, but not me. I now am in the process of working on the dumbest commercials I have ever seen. It is like a bad dream, or a bad marriage that just does not seem to ever go away. Well here comes the teaser ?????? I am going to expose these dumb ass jerks for forcing me to watch these. ( Sure I could mute it, or shut them off, but what fun would that be and how would that give me something else to bitch about ? )
So all you loyal Crap readers are in for a treat really soon. I really wish you would make some more comments after my blog to let me know if you agree with me, or simply think I am the biggest jerk for wasting your time. And for you wonderful people in some of these countries that I never heard of, please let me thank you for having the balls to read such crap. Hope your government does not come knocking on your door for reading such trash. But the reality is................most of it is really true. Just a little cynical, ridiculous, and pathetic...........but still true................
Stay Safe until the next time.
Well, here it is .......the next time. Lets face the simple facts.....All of us hate most of these dumb ass commercials we are forced (for the most part) to watch on TV. Some are really great and hopefully their products sell because of it. Some suck and their products also suck. Don't ask me why. I love some of the great beer commercials, and the foreign car commercials that are very clever, and a handful of others that require a sense of humor or deep thought.
But then comes the others. Those deeply annoying, ridiculous commercials that make us want to scream or throw something at our TV's. My all time favorite for worst TV ad ever is this asshole from tax masters. I can't seem to get away from this fat red headed jerk. He appears on each and every news show on CNBC, Fox, etc. He also lets us know his name. Who cares ? What probably makes me hate this ad along with this guy is that it is always the same stupid ad. It is probably a fairly large company because it is a listed company , but this guy just stands there and says the same shit..........for years......this winter around Christmas time, they did manage to super impose some snow behind the ad. I LMFAO watching this. Anyway that is my ATF.............( I am assuming you know that lmfao = laugh my fucken ass off and that ATF=all time favorite ). Now don't say you didn't learn anything today.
The Aflac duck also rates pretty high on the list. I am just waiting for someone to shoot this stupid duck. If fact that would make for a great ad.
There are many others that I am sure you will agree with me on. One is that now ex-fatty from Subway. And if you believe eating Subways will make you thin.......................keep dreaming.......... You can then wake up and spend your time doing stupid things because you never received your Free Credit Report. Sure............that will change your life ????? Or Capital One.
As long as we are on this path, lets go to Mr. Can you hear me now ? Aren't you tired of him already ?? At first it was funny. But now ???????????? OMG, I need some..........................................
Pepto Bismol now after watching all this shit........ But there are others....... I personally like Men's Wearhouse, where we hear "I guarantee it ". I really laugh at that, because I remember Mr. Z when they were a run of the mill discount operation and did everything in their power to screw vendors. How do I know this ??????????? I was one of those vendors...... His tag line then was.........." We are just not going to pay you, so sue us ".............. But that is only what happened to my old company and maybe it just was me and no-one else..........sure...............I guarantee that............
One of the other most annoying ads is State Farm. I read that on line, and didn't even think about that. And of course this idiot from Burger King.
If I was ever going to harm a child, it would be this e trade kid. I would torture him for hours before I locked him in his crib without food. I am sure I would be doing a service to the world. In fact, I don't believe that Trojans does not take the time spot immediately following this ad ???? I guarantee it would change the mind of thousands of adults that would not have a kid because of it.
I am sure I have just hit the tip of the many commercials that many of you really hate. I know that hate is a strong word, but these manufactures have brought this on themselves by not making fun commercials that we all can enjoy watching. Must everything related to sales be done by suits greedy need to increase the bottom line ?????? We all know what they are.
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