Thursday, June 24, 2010

Before and After

It's amazing how change is not really change.  How just looking at the morning paper can give you hours of good, funny, sarcastic, ridiculous, and pathetic information.  Throw a little cynicism in there and you have a wonderful crap of the day.  So here are a few fun facts that no-one could make up if they tried.
     Before/ Al Gore.....Vice President of the USA..........After ?  Getting happy endings from massage lady.............................Before/ Tiki Barber.....great NFL player................After ?  Broke with no money to pay his alimony and child support............Before/.General Stanley McChrystal head of military operations for the USA..........After?  Troop Scoutmaster for Boy Scouts of America........Before/ Elliot Spitzer governor of New York...........After ?  CNN host of Cable station................Before/Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta........After?   Lady Gaga..................Before/ LT or Lawrence Taylor great of the New York Giants................After?  Rapist or soon to be......
     So , What is the difference?  Most of the people we will grow to love and admire, or have grown or admired will at some point disappoint you.  It's inevitable.  It is like a relationship you once had or one that you are having that did or will break your heart.  Sorry, did not mean to sound so glum.
    I think it is completely like the above picture.  Are the shreddies really different ? Or, is it just the way you look at them ???????  As for me, I don't give a shit .  If a former VP wants to get a hand job from someone good for him.  It won't be me giving it to him. If Tiki can't pay his alimony payments it's his problem, not mine. I have been down that road before. The good general getting booted. Well, that's business for you. If the boss doesn't like you, your fucked. And the ex Gov. of NY. Good for him getting a TV gig..As for Lady Gaga.  Good going girl, you did get upgraded to better seats at Yankee Stadium and have a huge following.  But LT..........Man are you stupid.  You had to bring in a girl from another state and one that was under age?????? That is insane and I can't believe you couldn't just pick up Craig's list and have one delivered.
    
Note to self:  Don't look at anything written about any celebrity for the next 48 hours.