Sunday, January 5, 2014

Broken Promises


 Here it is, already Jan 5th. and I am sure if you are like me, you have broken almost all your New Year's Resolutions.  What a bunch of nonsense.  I have spent all of 2013 doing lots of stuff I shouldn't have been doing, and then think in my mind that I can simply swear off each and every one of them at one time. That won't happen in a million years.
     
Why do we kid ourselves ?  Why do we remotely even think we can accomplish such a task ?   We all know that it is just never going to happen. Besides, why would we want to change or give up the things we actually love doing, eating, or thinking ?
      
Santa is sitting on his fat ass and relaxing with most of next year off. I would like to know if he is eligible for unemployment insurance ? I also would love to know if he has already signed up for Obama Care ?  I would also urge him to use some sun protection on his pale body.
     
All the newscasters , business people, friends and family will be wishing all of us a Happy New Year now for the next couple of weeks.  Fuck It.  I am done with that shit in 2 days. And that is giving it the benefit of the doubt. However, if some asshole will continually wish me a Happy New Year, I guess I have no choice but to respond.
   
Some people I know are also still partying and refusing to end New Years. They seem to be doing whatever it takes to keep the ball rolling. Guaranteed they have no intentions of making or breaking any New Years Resolutions.
     
Miley is busy dreaming up stuff to outdo everything she did in 13. I am sure her resolutions are long and tedious. It doesn't matter, nor does she give a shit.....Good for you Miley.
     
And there is also my GF who is busy looking for a new car ?  Or looking for something else ?  She always seems to be busy looking for something. She is pretty damn smart however ?  She elected not to make any promises that she knows she will break...Now that is pure professionalism. Oh, now you know what she does ?
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    So for CRaPUSA and especially from me, I want to wish everyone a very Happy New Year  (what a dick I am) and to get ready to make some new resolutions. Now we can all join the Dick club.









Friday, January 3, 2014

Sexy Poses of 2013

 While most of the time I try to discuss important events going on worldwide and especially those effecting our daily lives, I felt compelled to pass on some important information that has occurred this past year.



 It has been reported that some of the most popular poses from some of the most popular fashion magazines from around the world are right in front of you.  Now, I have tried to do my best research in checking this out, I have to report that I am a complete failure. I have looked, searched, looked some more, and finally came up with the same answer.

The truth of the matter is simple and straight forward. I am a complete failure at trying to show you the best of the best.  All I can is that I cannot wait to see if this can be improved upon in 2014.


Oh.............BTW..........What a horrible, disgusting, pathetic, crappy thing I did ?  Sorry, but Justin's picture was included in that list and I would never want to lie to any of my faithful readers.
        Meanwhile..........on a serious note.......I really want to thank each and everyone of you for reading and having fun with my CRaP during this past year.  If I have brought just a little smile and a little laughter to your life...........well..........then I am really happy........besides, if I wasn't doing this I would be spending countless hours on-line watching porn.  So the reality is..........I should be thanking you a little more.
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