Monday, October 7, 2013

Pissed Off



You got it !  I am really pissed off. Actually, I don't even know why I am pissed off, but I am. If I hear another person talking about the government shutdown today and giving their half ass opinions.................well...........just suck it up.
Close the fucking country already.  Besides, I was under the impression that it was already closed...My bad.
       
Why is everyone picking on Miley Cyrus ?  She is young, cute, talented, and has the balls to do whatever she wants.. (sort of like a wrecking ball....ha, ha,   that was really funny ).  She is a genius in marketing herself and so many people are jealous over that.  Fuck all you old established people bitching about her......
By The Way......................
   
Alfred E Newman did that tongue action long before Miley was even born....Way to go Mad Comics.
      
This is just a generic FU to get rid of some of my anxiety and frustrations.....Whew....I am beginning to feel better already.
   
Oh no !!!!! I was just thinking about this old, old lady that was driving in front of me earlier today....Her license should not have been revoked, but she should have been shot...Sorry.
      
And this asshole on a machine near me at the gym this morning..He was blabbing away on his cell phone....Give me a fucking break...Either work out or go outside and talk to your mother. (or whoever else was unable to hear you unless you screamed into the phone).
     
And this kid whose mother had her leave the shopping cart right in the middle of the parking lot, so that when I pulled into the spot, I had to get out of my car and move the cart....A special FU to this kids mother.....(You lazy piece of shit)
     
And this wonderful, nice, polite, soft spoken gentlemen who managed to sit in the row behind me (and not in my row), on my latest trip home from California....If he were to have sat down next to me, I would now be yelling about this fucking , fat son of a bitch that was next to me.
     
Oh, what is the point ?   The entire world seems to be pissed off....Maybe that is not so bad after all ? It is certainly better than being pissed on.



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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Why do most American Commercials Suck ? By Popular Demand

      Why are they better outside the USA?  What makes commercials so much more fun everywhere but here ?  I really have no idea. I do, however, remember writing a blog about great commercials  on Jan 26, 2011 that does have some great videos on it. (Check the archives) I only watch TV when I am able to fast forward commercials.  In fact, I have to assume there are lots of people like me that only DVR programs so they can eliminate all commercials.
          The real question is simply why do all or most of American commercials really suck ?  The people here in our country are the same as people around the entire world. I have traveled extensively throughout Europe and somewhat to Asia and surrounding areas, and there has never been a restriction of commercials.  But in doing some research on this, I also noticed the tremendous amount of provocative gestures throughout.  It's ironic, because just the other day I devoted an entire blog to sexual situations, pictures, and anything being provocative.  I have posted several pictures above and below and each and every one of them is not only a great advertisement, but also very provocative.  So what is wrong with the USA ???
    
   No.......this is not an orgy. It is simply a cool ad for a shoe company. But not from America.


Most of these others are self explanatory. The ad for BMW is really cool. But in general they are merely selling a product, and a little sex is used to spice it up.  I am so tired of watching some of the stupid, dumb, ridiculous commercials I see here in America that I would never buy their product out of spite.  But then again, that is me and who knows what the rest of the world is thinking.


     Of course, not every ad is sexual in content. Some are just very suggestive in one form or another. (Read the fine print in the Porsche ad above )  Is that better or worse than sexual situations ?  I don't understand it. I just know it sucks not to be able to watch or see some of these great ads here, when the same product is sold all over the world.  Something is really f**ked with this.  I just wonder who the people are that are not letting such great ads and commercials not be shown in America ?

     Whoever those people are, they should use the condoms above to make sure no offspring ever come into being.

(Orig. posted 12/3/2012)