A boob or two for sure. This past week has been somewhat entertaining trying to decide what this country is going to do in Syria ? Or actually not do ? I don't get it. I am like one of those Americans who thinks he lives in a great country, but is never 100% sure of it. Why the fuck are we telling the enemy If, Why, When, and everything else we plan on doing in advance ? I served in the military (actually the US one ) and the very first rule of war or attack is that of surprise....Whoops....I guess I let the cat out of the bag.
But lets not be piggy about this whole situation. After all, we are lucky enough to have Lady Gaga...I have to admit that I like fucked up shit and usually have no problems with outfits....But....give me a break my dear Lady.....You look like an asshole and just might win this weeks Boob of the week award.......Unless.....
Unless.....Unless.....we check out Miley....Oh you sweet little thing who gave the world a completely new meaning for the word "Twerking".....Sounds and looks good to me. In fact, Myley Cyrus you can do your twerking in my face anytime.
Ahh....Another boob of the week and maybe one of the year is the Penny....The penny is completely useless. You cannot buy anything for a penny. In fact, in 1972 .....that sweet little copper thing was worth what a nickel is today...
Why do we even bother with them ? I can't even think of anything clever to say about a penny........Except..........
When I was younger, I remember a few uses for the penny...There was that old gumball machine that was everywhere....
And......the above is probably my ATF....growing up in NYC, I would love taking the subway with my dad and looking at all the machines on the poles in some of the subway stations. It was so cool to get that little box of chiclets, or dentyne gum for that penny. It probably really cost 2 cents, because one penny would always get stuck in the machine or just malfunction.
Ecstasy is the common name for MDMA, a powerful synthetic drug that is part stimulant, part hallucinogenic. It produces a feeling of euphoria, increased energy and empathy toward others....This past weekend, two co-ed died after popping pills at the wild Electric Zoo music fest at Randall's Island.
Officials finally shut down the mega party which drew about 100,000 ravers. So "Molly", (which is the street name for this drug), you are probably the biggest boob of the week. I was into anything back in the day....but now I say...."Don't Do Drugs".... I have seen first hand what it does to people and it is just not worth it......
Holy Shit....I think I finally said something real, honest, and even just might be some very good advice to someone out there.
CRaPUSA (Cynical Ridiculous and Pathetic)
