Saturday, January 7, 2017

New Social Media

I have come up with a revolutionary idea that is going to make me millions, in fact probably billions.  It's simple and almost everyone will be able to participate and join for "Free".
     It's a new social media.  It's something that is going to make Facebook appear to be old stuff.  It's a brand new mindset where people will be nice to each other. Yes, you heard me, something that is going to make us smile. Something that is not going to piss us off, reading and watching our asshole friends post asshole crap.  It's going to be Putz Free.
    
                                                                                            


                                                                                                                                                                                    It will not include bullshit political hate about any high ranking official, until such time as there is sufficient proof to discredit them.  It will ban speculation on matters that are falsely reported by main street press or dumb ass bloggers.
It will be sanitized. sort of like filled with truth serum .                                                                        

It will not include "amen" and whatever goes along with that.  It will certainly omit depression, panic , grief, racism, shame etc.
   

It will definitely omit a like and share button as well as a cut and paste one.  In fact, who the fuck came up with that anyway ?
      


Now for the really good part.  It will include Sex, Sex, and more Sex.  It will focus on sex in every single way, every single color, every single position, every single story, every single question, every everything !!!!   
    

I guess now I really have your attention.  Okay, so I really screwed you around by falsely telling you how to make money.
But seriously, wouldn't you rather have a better sex life, have some fun and laugh a little ? Or would you rather focus in and read about bull shit Political hate that probably disgusts you as much as it does me ?   Your Choice.