Let Us Protest Everything

 I think we need to protest more things and more often. I think we need to protest
everything.  We no longer should be working, going to school, playing, watching TV, or
anything else we once did.

pro·test

noun

noun: protest; plural noun: protests

ˈprōˌtest/

1. 1.

   a statement or action expressing disapproval of or objection to something.

   
   

   "the Hungarian team lodged an official protest"

   
   

   synonyms:

   objection, complaint, exception, disapproval, challenge, dissent, demurral, remonstration, fuss, outcry "he resigned as a protest"

   antonyms:

   support, approval

   • an organized public demonstration expressing strong objection to a policy or course of action adopted by those in authority.

     
     

     "a protest march"

     
     

     synonyms:

     demonstration, (protest) march, rally, counterdemonstration; More sit-in, occupation; work-to-rule, industrial action, (work) stoppage, strike, walkout, mutiny, picket, boycott "women staged a protest

2. 
   

verb

verb: protest; 3rd person present: protests; past tense: protested; past participle: protested; gerund or present participle: protesting

prəˈtest,prōˈtest/

1. 1.

   express an objection to what someone has said or done.

   
   

   "she wouldn't let him pay, and he didn't protest"

   
   

   synonyms:

   express opposition, object, dissent, take issue, make/take a stand, put up a fight, kick, take exception, complain, express disapproval, disagree, demur, remonstrate, make a fuss; More cry out, speak out, rail, inveigh, fulminate; informalkick up a fuss/stink "I opened my mouth to protest"

   • publicly demonstrate strong objection to a policy or course of action adopted by those in authority.

     
     

     "doctors and patients protested against plans to cut services at the hospital"

     
     

     synonyms:

     demonstrate, march, hold a rally, sit in, occupy somewhere; More work to rule, take industrial action, stop work, strike, go on strike, walk out, mutiny, picket; boycott something "people protested outside the cathedral"

   • North American

     publicly demonstrate an objection to (a policy or course of action).

     
     

     "the workers were protesting economic measures enacted a week earlier"
2. 2.

   declare (something) firmly and emphatically in the face of stated or implied doubt or in response to an accusation.

   
   

   "“I'm not being coy!” Lucy protested"

   
   

   synonyms:

   insist on, maintain, assert, affirm, announce, proclaim, declare, profess, contend, argue, claim, vow, swear (to), stress; formalaver "he protested his innocence"

3. 
   

I love the fact that people are protesting over everything. It doesn't matter what the subject is, what it's about, what it has to do with, what it will or will not do. The reality is we are Fucking crazy as a country.  It no longer matters what the point is, or who is right, or who is wrong.  None of that matters anymore.  It's all about protesting.  Why not ?  I have no problem with protesting or protesters.  If these jerks want to walk around and chant and carry signs that nobody looks at, good for them.  Let them get their exercise. After all, it has to be cheaper than going to a gym.

    

It's wonderful if that is what you like........However.....it needs to be peaceful.  It shouldn't be those assholes involved in the Occupy Wall Street, Black Lives Matter, or stuff like this, that do nothing but promote trouble and violence.  Most of these violent protests are organized by paid protesters whose only agenda is to start trouble and create confusion.

My point (if in fact there is a point to all this nonsense ) is simple.  There should be simple rules for all protests.  They should only be allowed when the outdoor temperature is below 30 degrees or above 90 degrees.  It must also be raining, snowing, hailing, or locust have to be falling from the sky.  And yes !!!!!!!! In order to protest.........You must be naked.....

Once again I have solved a serious problem with a few simple rules.

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