There are so many things wrong in this world. We are probably so fucked and so far
gone, that most of us have no clue of where to begin to solve all this shit. I feel it as well, but have my own agenda to contend with. For example ! Take a little thing like having your morning coffee at home and getting ready to pour some milk in it.
Most of the time there is no problem at all. We simply open the bottle of milk, or the nice container of milk with that little screw off cap on the top and pour whatever amount of milk we want in our coffee. Or have a nice cold glass of milk . Or whatever the fuck you want to do with this milk.
But, and I say But again. Sometimes when we purchase some small containers of milk, it is packaged in the simple plain, old fashioned, easy rip open, easy to pour containers..........Well....that is simply bullshit.
Every single time I open one of these easy to open containers, I seem to tear it like
above on the top. OK..... So now go and pour this fucking thing.!!!!! It's a mess. It's a shame. It's a complete mess. It should be outlawed. I don't even know why I buy milk in these containers ? Guess I feel like the next time it's going to open like a charm....Well, it never seems too. BTW.....A Big FU to all those dairy's that insist on still using this cheap, ineffective way to package your fucking milk.
I just decided. It's back to bottled milk...End of Story.
Speaking of stories. The other day at the gym, I was watching one of the 73 TVs on the wall while working out and noticed the Regis and Kelly, or Kelly and Michael, or whatever the hell it is...It opened with Kelly Ripka making this brilliant statement. "We have a really great show today". So after I threw up all over the treadmill and stopped laughing to myself, I said............"Huh"......I have heard this remark on several shows at night and I guess it's used much. My point is this. "Why would anyone make a comment like that".????? Wouldn't you assume each and every person doing a TV show is going to try to do just this each and every time ?
Are host's going to say "We have a very average show today" ? or "We have a crappy show planned for you today, but wait til tomorrow as it will be much better " ?
I don't think there has ever been a porn or X rated show that will make a statement like that ?
Maybe it's just time to start watching all these news stations with their 4 or 5 or 6 genius's that will tell me all sorts of worthless shit, that is of course their opinion only. See, I told you we were fucked.
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