Why is it so fucking hard for people to use their directionals while driving ? Why is this such a hard task to do when making a turn, or changing lanes ? It's really a relatively easy task that requires very little effort, motion, brains, thought and so on ? Oh, would I love to know that answer.
I do know one thing however......These morons should get the death penalty...Maybe you think this is too harsh, but believe me, if you have been behind one of these bastards and have almost been in an accident because of this simple act of pure laziness......you will have to agree with me.
Another candidate for the Death Penalty are those inconsiderate, lazy, dumb ass people that deem it necessary to leave their shopping carts right by their car after unloading their packages into their vehicle. This is another breed of useless humans that certainly deserve the Death Penalty as well.
Oh wait a second !!!! You don't agree with me ? What about everyone else who has a nice little ding in their car because of these assholes ? What about those of you who couldn't get into a parking space because of a cart sitting right in the middle of that space ? ( We all know that your too lazy to get out of your car to move the cart)
Now lets look at and think about fake boobs ? Surely there must be something about this making millions of females go for the enhancement. OK, so maybe not all fake boobs should be thrown into the category of the Death Penalty....I hate big, fake, hard, uneven, bouncy, boobs.
But under the circumstances, and invoking my imaginary powers of last minute pardons, I intend to give these fake, female, fun filled boobs a pass. I am sure there are some advantages to this.....Oh well.....time to look at something else bouncing around.....
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Who should and Why should they get the "Death Penalty" ? Won't you be
surprised when you read this ? But unfortunately, it will have to wait a bit.
Are fake boobs worthy of the Death Penalty ? Just a little something (how is that for a play on words ? ) to think about before reading my next blog that has taken years of comprhensive study and research to arrive at this easy solution.
