Monday, February 24, 2014

World of Assholes

Assholes Do Not Read CRaPUSA

someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!  My ex-wife is the
biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life! My ex-husband is the biggest
fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!  Enough said.....you get it.

This is also an asshole
OK. So there are many types of assholes. You know plenty and I guarantee you I know even more. As a matter of fact, a vast majority of them live in my condominium. Now I have to qualify this as to the exact proportion of assholes living here. There are some really wonderful people in my building that I really like and adore. (Oh, so maybe that accounts for 3 out of 110 families ).  There are also some basically nice people that maybe fall into the 40% mark.  Holy Shit....That leaves about 60% of first class, prime assholes.  Don't be so fucking surprised.  I am sure that each and everyone of you reading this crap has the same percentage in your apartment, street where you live, your workplace, any organization you belong too, any religious gathering, and everywhere you shop.....just to mention a few.
     
It's a fact. It's a way of life. It's just the way things are.. People are just assholes and they are everywhere. I would really love to go into detail about it, but if you happen to live in a co-op or condominium anywhere in the US, you know exactly what I am talking about. Even if you are just renting somewhere, you fit into this equation. Lets face it ?????? At least half of all board members and probably 90 % of building managers , building office staff, and all other building employees fall into this category. Now you also know this is true, so there is no need to go further. But, and I repeat the But part........If you have any sort of a homeowners association, board of directors, or any other governing body, you know exactly what I am talking about.
   
People in general cannot make decisions.  When they finally do, they wind up questioning it. Eventually, they want to reverse the decision they had trouble making in the first place. Usually, this will involve more than one asshole, so there will be several of these A holes now sticking together and agreeing on something that we all know is wrong.
    
Think this is my building
It's settled.....Time for me to move......Let's have some fun:  Send me, or write on the comment tab some of your experience with assholes...Maybe we can all share on some of the fun from all over the world...I will publish them as asshole extensions in a few weeks.

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